B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 11, 2022

First shot of the season, too.

Shake it off.

… how you broke my heart.

And then she only says, “I’m fine.”

No. It’s not a piercing.

You look funny with that long pointy thing sticking in you. Well, i not the one what put it there.

Okay, which one’s got Ace inside?

Can’t deny it, he’s got a point……

Oh, I just figured it out: that’s a spear in his back sides. I thought it was a CB antenna.

Obviously not a liberal left wing nut. They are notoriously thin skinned and go ape snot when offended which they usually are. Their responses are usually rephrasing the original comment only putting the other person’s name in.

Those are RINOs—Rhinoceroses In Name Only.

Nice az there Forrest Hump. “Life is like a box of chocolates”

In need of a Rhinoplasty?

Actually, you should. How about leading with this: You should see the other guy…

They’re that close eh?

Elmer: I’m hunting wabbits! It’s wabbit season. Bugs: Having any luck? Elmer: I haven’t even seen a wabbit yet. Daffy: Don’t you even know a rabbit when you see one? Bugs: It’s true doc, I’m a rabbit alright, would you like to shoot me now, or wait ’till you get home? Daffy Duck: Shoot him now! Shoot him now! Bugs: You keep out of this! He doesn’t have to shoot you now! Daffy: He does so have to shoot me now! (Elmer Fudd, confused) Daffy: I demand that you shoot me now! (Confused Elmer: shoots Daffy)

When is the opening day of Count Olaf season?

looks like a pain in the …

Uncomfortable exspearience.

You should see what’s left of the guy that threw it…….

But you do get the point.

Not to worry - the hide there is 4-inches thick and Spearchucker Jones is just warming up.

Put a flag on the end for safety reasons when going over hills

Is this the “spearhead” of the armored division?

We can run, but we can’t hide from it…

Bashing hunters? It’s not even autumn.

No way he’s gonna get that out without help. Just not built for it.

I couldn’t figure out why he was smelling ass (like a dog) in the first panel!

Strange looking animals.

“No, I decided to grow a second tail.”