B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 22, 2023

not until they invent the moonwalk already

Snake: “Needs more hip sway”.

Why should a wingless bird pay any attention to a legless reptile?

The problem here is that the apteryx is showing his mating dance to a snake. He needs to find and show his mating dance to a female apteryx.

I think I once saw someone doing that at a nightclub. Once.

Dances looked like that in movies of the 60’s-70’s.

First rule to avoiding extinction: don’t be tasty.

It’s a good thing that the Snake has no arms. It can’t throw any rotten tomatoes at that dance act.

Luckily, he doesn’t have wings to flap too.

Gets you noticed, though. And that’s the whole point……….

So, disco was DOA. Shame it didn’t go extinct sooner.

Explains why disco is extinct, too.

Not exactly the chicken dance there…

and now you know…the rest of the story.

I live on a small lake. This is mating season for geese. I can hear the loud noises they make. I don’t know if they are fighting for nesting places or mating. If I see her swimming out from behind the tall grass with a cigarette in her beak, I’ll know which it was.

Did anyone say Mosh pit. Yip yip yip yip yip

Cute.

Since we see no females of his species, I’d say he’s already extinct.

Well that’s not encouraging…

The dance lived on and evolved into rap and break dancing.

Hey! You stole that from me. https://www.google.com/search?q=blue+footed+booby+mating+rituals&oq=blue+footed+booby+mating&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l4j0i15i22i30j0i22i30l3.17130j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:36e66ca2,vid:gqf5bG_XXlc

With the wacky WOKE world we now live in. Mankind will Surely go extinct!!

Yes.

He is open to taking dancing lessons. And getting a new wardrobe

“….and now we know why.”

I imagine even more entertaining should there be a partner. I would stretch the imagery to a Flock Dance but then half of them would be leaning against the wall. A gym wall. A prehistoric gym wall.

Dance like no one is watching.

♫♪

He can dance if he wants to

He can leave his friends behind

‘Cause his friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

Well, they’re no friends of his

♪♫

Hunters should take care of that.

This is the future, and they are infected by a modified brain parasite increases animal intelligence.

That was a good belly laugh!