B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 13, 2023

more like a terminator actually.

That must be one gigantic spider.

Had a delivery guy go to different door because one in front had a large web in front of it. I knocked it down for him. Web back the next day but not in front of the door. Polite spider.

I thought he missed an egg sac.

Knocking on that door looks to be painful on the knuckles.

I’d say just in time

“No, right now I’m in need of some very sharp scissors.”

Ya think??????

Spider Man: the new origin story.

Shelob strikes again……..

I think he needs a SWAT team.

Not anymore! I webbed that pest to the wall.

Help me!……Help me!

I’d leave a link to that line. But the GoComic censers would remove it. So just look on YouTube for the ending of the original movie, The Fly — with Vincent Price.

I think the best web designers in the world might be…..

Spiders.

What kind of web developers DO like bugs?

Spiders!

What is a web developer’s favourite tea?

URL Grey.

Many people older than 50 have that ‘web’ problem.

Nice sleeping bag is that comfortable?

Or it’s another criminal captured by the Spider-Man.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man spins a web any size.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man catches thieves, just like flies.

Oh, look out you crook! HERE COMES Spider-Man!

I think I found it in our shed the other day

just take his money like every other contractor

The Spider’s Revenge from Tuesday. The Count told you he wasn’t dead and was just hanging on the plaque. Lurking, he was… lurking. Mwaaa haaaa haaaa

Purty sure he is not going to turn in to a butterfly!

Now THAT’s a spider even I would want exterminated!

hurry up and kill it before it comes back to finish the job. :{

And thus the idea of the hammock was born.

Prehistoric spiders are just the worst.

Looks like a “web of deceit”.

How did the exterminator find out?

I get it… if a Terminator decides he no longer wants that role, he becomes an exterminator. “You didn’t get rid of the spider!” “I’ll be back.”

“Um, I just discovered I’m all booked up into next year…”

One can knock on cave doors?

What happens if the spider comes back?

An early version of spider-man!

Preferably, one with a shiny little sword and a magic flashlight.

Your going to need a bigger exterminator

Oops, to late!

Hurry!

I hope he has a .30-06 in that briefcase….

Loom: First attempt.

It’s not too late, he hasn’t had his innards liquified and sucked out through a proboscis

“Yes and soon please.”

He had killed and mounted the baby spider a few days ago. Now Mama spider has come back for revenge. Hahaha!

The Terminator is only few weeks late. The poor fella is already digested.

Love the new silk curtains. Who’s your decorator.

Old Fat Spider Lyrics From ‘The Hobbit’ → I can’t enter an actual URL, so,‘ dot’ used instead of a . https://tolkiengateway dot net/wiki/Old_Fat_Spider

Trussed up like that, it’s probably too late!

Gonna need some Tums quick!

8-Legged Freaks! Look out!

In a little while he won’t need an exterminator ……….. as he’ll be exterminated ……. ;0

and how much are you willing to pay?

Really connected to the web!

Oh no! The camel spiders have invaded!

lol

Perhaps he has a kinky wife.