B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 25, 2024

Yum

This comic bugs me

I should start saving my windshield scrapings. I could probably get a lot of money for them now.

“Eat ze bugs!” -Klaus Schwab.

Hard to believe it ever fell from favor.

Where’s the grub? It’s the one on the bottom.

Cleanlist: Fad diets of the paleolithic

I’ll have the Flintstone ribs.

Some people want us to eat this stuff now.

Batter fried earthworm tastes like peanut brittle. Chocolate covered ants taste like chocolate.

I’d go with the grubs … I hate legs and wings!

And here we see the first vegetarian…

Most of those roadside cafés have good grub.

The birth of GrubHub.

Rub a dub dub, thank God for the grub.. :P

Some folks eat horse meat… but horsefly meat?

True story, when my granddaughter was six she wanted to eat a bug (microwaved it) but needed some guts to go through with it so I took the first bite! An experience she’ll never forget! But you can’t say you don’t like something if you haven’t tried it. It was kind of hot-spicy tasting…

Cicada’s are coming to town folks, and they are edible. So, enjoy. The farmers are not planting corps this spring because of the things. The two broods that will emerge simultaneously this year are Brood XIX (the 13-year cicadas) and Brood XIII (the 17-year cicadas)

Which has the fewest carbs?

Paleo diet – the original

I think I’ll go to Arbys?

Anyone on here who went through SERE? (Wasn’t required for me)

They told us in survival school that bugs are a good protein source. The best way to prepare them is to roast them over an open fire to burn off the antenne, wings and legs so it doesn’t LOOK like a bug.

There are some parts of the world where insects are a significant part of the diet. African termites and Southeast Asian rice bugs can be a meal by themselves.

Drown it in chocolate, say it is a delicacy and charge triple!

The BC menu “trifecta”!!!!!!

I think it’s time for a diet.

The “Biden Diet”.

I think I’ll pass.

Nothing like variety.

Uh no thanks I’ll just have water

Lobster, crab, oyster, clam. And others in other cultures. Pick your invertebrate.

I didn’t realize that meal worms had so many calories. That’s going to ruin my figure for sure!

the tarantula always gets me.

I want a brontosaurus steak just like the one served by Wilma to Fred Flintstone.

I’d go with the worm, the crunchy ones turn me off and legs get caught in my teeth.

Pass!

OK, but only if they’re non-GMO.

Coming soon to your table. Sadly, I’m not kidding.

That’s really bugging him, he he.

Hmmm… I noticed a spelling error, it should be “clm” for clams, not “cal”…

French food

And I just read Breaking Cat News. Double dose of nausea.

What are the sides? Mashed potatoes and peas?

Go for the ‘Stir Fly’, with peanuts.

I can be a vegetarian soon!

I’ll eat elsewhere. Where they have beef, pork, chicken, or fish or even a good salad.

If Billy has his way!!!

Ok Klaus Schwab

That’s what we’ll be eating if the W.H.O. and the anti-meat people have their way.

With enough ketchup, anything is edible. Hot sauce for the real emergencies.

Wiley was Bear Grylls’ ancestor perhaps??