A man and his wife had a hard time saving money. They set up a plan that whenever there is an amorous event they will put $5 in the cookie jar. After a couple of years the husband decides to count the money. Fives, fives, fives but then a ten dollar bill and then twenty dollar bill. And another. He ask the wife, “Why are there 10s and 20s in the cooke jar?” She replies, “Not everybody is as cheap as you.”
suv2000 6 days ago
You knew she did before you asked her to marry you
The Reader Premium Member 6 days ago
I do. Now you say it!
Zykoic 6 days ago
A man and his wife had a hard time saving money. They set up a plan that whenever there is an amorous event they will put $5 in the cookie jar. After a couple of years the husband decides to count the money. Fives, fives, fives but then a ten dollar bill and then twenty dollar bill. And another. He ask the wife, “Why are there 10s and 20s in the cooke jar?” She replies, “Not everybody is as cheap as you.”
baskate_2000 5 days ago
Really stupid!
nsaber 5 days ago
If at first… try, try again…
gozirra2 Premium Member 5 days ago
One more qualifying marriage and she gets an upgrade on next marriage.
gozirra2 Premium Member 5 days ago
You may want to know about the divorce lawyer she has on retainer.
SusieB 5 days ago
Maybe find out how many times she’s been widowed. Did she have you get some life insurance?
poppacapsmokeblower 5 days ago
Most churches offer some kind of freebie to member couples marrying in the church, such as dropping the rental fee.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 days ago
She believes in the bonds of matrimany.
bobbyferrel 5 days ago
Frequent filer miles.
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
wait… lemme see that punch card again!
cuzinron47 5 days ago
You should have known something was up when they were on a first name basis.
mistercatworks 5 days ago
“Well, you had to pay the ‘repeat offender’ penalty.”
will.pittenger1 5 days ago
Loyal customer for what? Marriage?
SFpagan 4 days ago
She’s got one with her lawyer too.