A man and his wife had a hard time saving money. They set up a plan that whenever there is an amorous event they will put $5 in the cookie jar. After a couple of years the husband decides to count the money. Fives, fives, fives but then a ten dollar bill and then twenty dollar bill. And another. He ask the wife, “Why are there 10s and 20s in the cooke jar?” She replies, “Not everybody is as cheap as you.”
suv2000 2 months ago
You knew she did before you asked her to marry you
The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago
I do. Now you say it!
Zykoic 2 months ago
A man and his wife had a hard time saving money. They set up a plan that whenever there is an amorous event they will put $5 in the cookie jar. After a couple of years the husband decides to count the money. Fives, fives, fives but then a ten dollar bill and then twenty dollar bill. And another. He ask the wife, “Why are there 10s and 20s in the cooke jar?” She replies, “Not everybody is as cheap as you.”
baskate_2000 2 months ago
Really stupid!
nsaber 2 months ago
If at first… try, try again…
gozirra2 Premium Member 2 months ago
One more qualifying marriage and she gets an upgrade on next marriage.
gozirra2 Premium Member 2 months ago
You may want to know about the divorce lawyer she has on retainer.
SusieB 2 months ago
Maybe find out how many times she’s been widowed. Did she have you get some life insurance?
poppacapsmokeblower 2 months ago
Most churches offer some kind of freebie to member couples marrying in the church, such as dropping the rental fee.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
She believes in the bonds of matrimany.
bobbyferrel 2 months ago
Frequent filer miles.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
wait… lemme see that punch card again!
cuzinron47 2 months ago
You should have known something was up when they were on a first name basis.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
“Well, you had to pay the ‘repeat offender’ penalty.”
will.pittenger1 2 months ago
Loyal customer for what? Marriage?
SFpagan 2 months ago
She’s got one with her lawyer too.