Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 28, 2021

They must have fluid moves.

They’re no match for them.

“Wanna catch some flicks together?”

Ya have to squish their head to get them to work!

Last time they really got together was 80’s concert encores. (bleeping cellphones)

“Who are you calling old?”

later, they’ll trip the light fantastic…

Yeah… at first everybody’s all fired up…

But eventually, the nit-Bic-ing starts…

“Doris used to be so hot.”

“Yeah, she looks burnt-out now.”

“To think I was once green with envy!”

“Hey, Carol looks a lot lighter… do you think she had suction?”

“She’s had a LOT of work…. she never was a natural butane.”

“Alice was afraid of looking old..

Somebody said she got plastic surgery, just in case."

“It was just Laura fueling that that story”

“Yeah… she always was a Bic.”

“I used to think Steve was going to set the world on fire.”

“I think the problem is, he always played it too cool.”

“Ronald made a fortune in tech.. but somebody leaked his formulae, and he hasn’t got Zippo now.”

“Well… that Fred has been fired from every job he’s held.”

“That’s because all he ever does is sit on his ash.”

After all these years, she still looks hot.

I wonder if any of them have tried to hook up on Match.com

♫♪ Zippo dee doo dah, Zippo dee ay ♪♫

Flick my BIC!

It’s good to see something done on a lighter note.

They’re always hot to trot!

“Go talk them, they’d never give you the cold shoulder”

“YOU talk to them, I got burned last time I tried”

This encounter is not going to lead to a match made in Heaven.

The guys are full of gas.

Baron Bich is rolling in his grave laughing at us.

Who here is aware that he was a serious contender for the Americas Cup trophy in the ‘70s?

None of them gained weight since school…in fact, they’re all lighter.