I am becoming more and more convinced that we are living in a matrix, and someone likes playing jokes. In the past, I have posted how quite often when I’m dumping my morning pills into a pill-bottle-cap, one or more of that shouldn’t, will be sitting there on their highly unlikely surfaces. Of course, bouncing around in a bottle-cap will make it more likely that something like that will happen, but often? Well, just this last week when dumping out my just-before-bed pill, which is shaped like an Aspirin, also round, but with a slightly wider “edge”, it landed on a paper towel on its edge, two nights in a row!
Hey, do you suppose if the big hand on the cosmic mouse button were to select RESTART that is would eliminate the majority of the problems we’re dealing with today, and have been dealing with for the past several decades … :/
Bilan over 2 years ago
If time did freeze, how would we know?
Doug K over 2 years ago
Scene from The Matrix Universe
desvarzil over 2 years ago
Maybe it is time to upgrade their Internet connection…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Time to up grade to a ∞ network.
pcolli over 2 years ago
Maybe it is….
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
That would be wishful thinking if the end of the world could come just by someone shutting off a computer.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Don’t tilt things or it will be game over.
Gent over 2 years ago
Drag on? I dunnknow how last two years went by.
rmercer Premium Member over 2 years ago
No one claims it is a well-written program.
John9 over 2 years ago
YES.
gantech over 2 years ago
That computer wouldn’t happen to be Deep Thought, would it?
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
That bad spot on the hard drive can kill a whole day.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
If so, who built the computer and programmed it? And who made the being(s) who did?
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
I am becoming more and more convinced that we are living in a matrix, and someone likes playing jokes. In the past, I have posted how quite often when I’m dumping my morning pills into a pill-bottle-cap, one or more of that shouldn’t, will be sitting there on their highly unlikely surfaces. Of course, bouncing around in a bottle-cap will make it more likely that something like that will happen, but often? Well, just this last week when dumping out my just-before-bed pill, which is shaped like an Aspirin, also round, but with a slightly wider “edge”, it landed on a paper towel on its edge, two nights in a row!
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drycurt over 2 years ago
Life got simpler when I accepted that time does not actually exist. The threat of time machines went away. Whew.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
I know sometimes I feel like I have been rebooted too often.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Need upgrade the wi-fi.
JudyAz over 2 years ago
Actually, we are God’s middle-school science project.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
There probably wouldn’t be any evidence visible to us if it were true, so that’s kind of a weak argument.
rugeirn over 2 years ago
Actually, it’s not the buffering that bothers me. It’s the lack of upgrades.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Too bad we don’t have an ESC button
KenDHoward1 over 2 years ago
Hey, do you suppose if the big hand on the cosmic mouse button were to select RESTART that is would eliminate the majority of the problems we’re dealing with today, and have been dealing with for the past several decades … :/
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 2 years ago
… not that you’d actually notice.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Muah ha ha haaaa! Sleep well, everyone.