Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 09, 2022

If time did freeze, how would we know?

Scene from The Matrix Universe

Maybe it is time to upgrade their Internet connection…

Time to up grade to a ∞ network.

Maybe it is….

That would be wishful thinking if the end of the world could come just by someone shutting off a computer.

Don’t tilt things or it will be game over.

Drag on? I dunnknow how last two years went by.

No one claims it is a well-written program.

YES.

That computer wouldn’t happen to be Deep Thought, would it?

That bad spot on the hard drive can kill a whole day.

If so, who built the computer and programmed it? And who made the being(s) who did?

I am becoming more and more convinced that we are living in a matrix, and someone likes playing jokes. In the past, I have posted how quite often when I’m dumping my morning pills into a pill-bottle-cap, one or more of that shouldn’t, will be sitting there on their highly unlikely surfaces. Of course, bouncing around in a bottle-cap will make it more likely that something like that will happen, but often? Well, just this last week when dumping out my just-before-bed pill, which is shaped like an Aspirin, also round, but with a slightly wider “edge”, it landed on a paper towel on its edge, two nights in a row!

(ͼ_ͽ)

Life got simpler when I accepted that time does not actually exist. The threat of time machines went away. Whew.

I know sometimes I feel like I have been rebooted too often.

Need upgrade the wi-fi.

Actually, we are God’s middle-school science project.

There probably wouldn’t be any evidence visible to us if it were true, so that’s kind of a weak argument.

Actually, it’s not the buffering that bothers me. It’s the lack of upgrades.

Too bad we don’t have an ESC button

Hey, do you suppose if the big hand on the cosmic mouse button were to select RESTART that is would eliminate the majority of the problems we’re dealing with today, and have been dealing with for the past several decades … :/

… not that you’d actually notice.

Muah ha ha haaaa! Sleep well, everyone.