To the best of my knowledge there is no wind in space. (Although we all know what it means and I might be the only person pedantic enough to mention it.) Vacuum seal? Viewing port? Picture window?
This reminds me of a story from the SECTOR GENERAL omnibus book I found years ago. For those unfamiliar, SECTOR GENERAL is a sci-fi/ medical series; think “E.R.” meets “House” meets “Star Trek”. Or, if you recall, the short-lived “Mercy Point” from the 90s. A great set of stories those were.
I have a really stupid question, but here goes: There’s no atmosphere on the moon. If I were wearing a space suit and had a place to plug in a vacuum cleaner (you know, to clean up all the junk the astronauts left behind) would a vacuum work in a vacuum? (I warned you it was a stupid question.)
enigmamz 12 months ago
Leftovers from the fight last week.
Need coffee 12 months ago
You’re gonna need bigger wipers.
GreasyOldTam 12 months ago
Do they have to haul it back to the Planet of the Space Bugs for proper … ummm…. whatever they do with dead space bugs?
Imagine 12 months ago
When you hit the brakes too hard…
Kenneth Berkun Premium Member 12 months ago
Um, windshield? In space?
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
What was REALLY disgusting was when the station ran over that space skunk!
Doug K 12 months ago
Are you sure it’s dead?
LawrenceS 12 months ago
To the best of my knowledge there is no wind in space. (Although we all know what it means and I might be the only person pedantic enough to mention it.) Vacuum seal? Viewing port? Picture window?
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
Might be easier to just replace their windshield. How long can you hold your breath, Brewster?
crobinson019 12 months ago
More Adventure for the RU Sirius Janitor!
The Orange Mailman 12 months ago
Know what’s even MORE disturbing? Dr. Mel has been using it as a Rorschach test for the past week.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug
stiggy7 12 months ago
Why do you need a windshield in space? Ain’t no wind out there
StoicLion1973 12 months ago
This reminds me of a story from the SECTOR GENERAL omnibus book I found years ago. For those unfamiliar, SECTOR GENERAL is a sci-fi/ medical series; think “E.R.” meets “House” meets “Star Trek”. Or, if you recall, the short-lived “Mercy Point” from the 90s. A great set of stories those were.
geese28 12 months ago
Where’s that old janitor dude?
Csaw Backnforth 12 months ago
I have a really stupid question, but here goes: There’s no atmosphere on the moon. If I were wearing a space suit and had a place to plug in a vacuum cleaner (you know, to clean up all the junk the astronauts left behind) would a vacuum work in a vacuum? (I warned you it was a stupid question.)
Zoomer&Yeti 12 months ago
Were they visiting Planet P?
BUGS!!
FireAnt_Hater 12 months ago
At least it’s dead…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 12 months ago
That’s one huge dust mite!
Calvins Brother 12 months ago
Dog nose prints on the windshield?
MollyCat 12 months ago
Must have put on the brakes (sorry, reverse thrusters) too hard.
Raging Moderate 12 months ago
“Windshields” in space?
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Believe me, it would be a lot more disturbing, if it were alive.
Bilan 12 months ago
What’s even worse is that the janitor just quite yesterday.
Bilan 12 months ago
For all of those pointing out that they don’t need a windshield, what about the solar winds?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 12 months ago
Be grateful it’s dead (space dead?).
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Now that’s gonna bug her the rest of the day.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
And We just ran out of wiper fluid.
norphos 12 months ago
No wind in space, other than the Solar Wind, which is dust thrown off by the sun.
norphos 12 months ago
They were battling the insectoids a few days ago.
aerilim 12 months ago
And you know what’s even more disturbing? That the bug is a female and have a million eggs ready to hatch at any moment…
stamps 12 months ago
Yeah, that solar wind can be fierce sometimes.