I would have thought they would be called Cranberry Creatures rather than Cranberry people. Otherwise it suggests the possibility of cross species breeding.
I always request the guests pardon the cranberry sauce for wasting space on the table. No one likes the stuff. But it is tradition, probably based on the mistaken idea the Pilgrims were so hungry they ate it at their thanksgiving — which has no historical connection with our Thanksgiving (but that is another story). Pretty sure the Pilgrims would have rather starved than eaten cranberries, they weren’t that stupid.
syzygy47 10 months ago
I would have pardoned the chicken but my teeth were wrapping around its juicy breaded leg.
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
And pa-roll the butter.
FreihEitner Premium Member 10 months ago
“Attack of the Killer Cranberries”
pschearer Premium Member 10 months ago
Why do so many alien species have to be so darned tasty?!
Bilan 10 months ago
It’s floating in midair. Must be the Ghost of Cranberries Past.
Alabama Al 10 months ago
I’m just waiting for the Green Bean Casserole People to start objecting.
Imagine 10 months ago
I would have thought they would be called Cranberry Creatures rather than Cranberry people. Otherwise it suggests the possibility of cross species breeding.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 10 months ago
“I shall pardon it down my throat.”
TStyle78 10 months ago
If enough different species show up then they will have no dinner at all.
Doug K 10 months ago
Where’s Mr. Potato Head?
Doug K 10 months ago
Well … Excuse me … You all are excused … pardons for everyone.
[From Feasting to Fasting.]
wi3leong Premium Member 10 months ago
GreasyOldTam saw this coming.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
I predict Brewster will also get a visitor from the Pumpkin people, so that means no dessert.
LawrenceS 10 months ago
I always request the guests pardon the cranberry sauce for wasting space on the table. No one likes the stuff. But it is tradition, probably based on the mistaken idea the Pilgrims were so hungry they ate it at their thanksgiving — which has no historical connection with our Thanksgiving (but that is another story). Pretty sure the Pilgrims would have rather starved than eaten cranberries, they weren’t that stupid.
[Traveler] Premium Member 10 months ago
Without the turkey, there’s no need for the cranberries
LadyPeterW 10 months ago
Happy Give Thanks Day.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Oh for the love of cranberries!
SFpagan 10 months ago
next up will be visit from potato heads
Csaw Backnforth 10 months ago
Um, Brewster pardoned that particular turkey. There could have been a different one in the oven.
oakie817 10 months ago
gravy"
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
too funny
Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago
“To serve man”.
leonardonyc 10 months ago
If its sauce… its too late for a pardon!
Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 months ago
Happy Thanksgiving, TIM!
stamps 10 months ago
How about some nice space squid calamari?
Mopman 10 months ago
But the they still had to kill the turkey, dress it, cook it….and all the sides are ready to eat?
geese28 10 months ago
No pardoning pumpkin or sweet potato pie whatsoever
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Things look bad for the mute Gravy People.
trainnut1956 10 months ago
Oh, no! Don’t slay that potato!
Tina Rhea Premium Member 10 months ago
Stupidest question I get as a vegetarian: “What do you eat at Thanksgiving?” Dude, look at the 27 other dishes on the table….