Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 23, 2023

I would have pardoned the chicken but my teeth were wrapping around its juicy breaded leg.

And pa-roll the butter.

“Attack of the Killer Cranberries”

Why do so many alien species have to be so darned tasty?!

It’s floating in midair. Must be the Ghost of Cranberries Past.

I’m just waiting for the Green Bean Casserole People to start objecting.

I would have thought they would be called Cranberry Creatures rather than Cranberry people. Otherwise it suggests the possibility of cross species breeding.

“I shall pardon it down my throat.”

If enough different species show up then they will have no dinner at all.

Where’s Mr. Potato Head?

Well … Excuse me … You all are excused … pardons for everyone.

[From Feasting to Fasting.]

GreasyOldTam saw this coming.

I predict Brewster will also get a visitor from the Pumpkin people, so that means no dessert.

I always request the guests pardon the cranberry sauce for wasting space on the table. No one likes the stuff. But it is tradition, probably based on the mistaken idea the Pilgrims were so hungry they ate it at their thanksgiving — which has no historical connection with our Thanksgiving (but that is another story). Pretty sure the Pilgrims would have rather starved than eaten cranberries, they weren’t that stupid.

Without the turkey, there’s no need for the cranberries

Happy Give Thanks Day.

Oh for the love of cranberries!

next up will be visit from potato heads

Um, Brewster pardoned that particular turkey. There could have been a different one in the oven.

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too funny

“To serve man”.

If its sauce… its too late for a pardon!

Happy Thanksgiving, TIM!

How about some nice space squid calamari?

But the they still had to kill the turkey, dress it, cook it….and all the sides are ready to eat?

No pardoning pumpkin or sweet potato pie whatsoever

Things look bad for the mute Gravy People.

Oh, no! Don’t slay that potato!

Stupidest question I get as a vegetarian: “What do you eat at Thanksgiving?” Dude, look at the 27 other dishes on the table….