Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 01, 2024

Yeah. All that noise is bad for the spleen.

My wife would love it.

They’re standing still. Who is doing the popping?

It would be great for tap dancing, assuming it was a short dance.

Our cats would have nervous breakdowns

Except the kitten, he might like it

That carpeting really pops!

Good for security…

My grandchildren would disagree.

Bubble wrap was originally developed to be a textured wallpaper.

Corporal Mittens will be taking lots of naps on that carpet.

Stick it on inside of windows with Windex or similar for added insulation in the winter. (Also gives added privacy while letting light in.)

Cue the clogg-dancers.

Snap and Crackle be jilted.

It will not only terrify the cats but also the dogs and more than a few people.

Someone should develop a regeneration program for the bubbles.

Nobody could sneak up on you, though!

My birthday and the greatest laughs so far has been Biden during the debate, and all the liberal media melt down, afterwards. The laughs keep coming. Too bad Trumpie will never do another debate with him. Too much ammunition from this one.

Would that make my robot vacuum cleaner obsolete?

I don’t care about the bubble wrap, but those shorts have GOT to go!

But fun, for a while!

It would be a lot of fun for a while, and then just messy plastic.

Call it Pop Art.

Better to reuse than recycle, particularly for bubble wrap.

A friend of mine once covered his garage floor with bubble wrap for a Halloween party and required all the guests to enter through the garage.

It’s great for parties.

Oh, no, it’s not a miss. It just doesn’t last long enough!

Hard to sneak up on someone if you have that in your house.

They are on a space station, after all. Perhaps bubble wrapping surfaces isn’t such a bad idea. Maybe just the upper ones. Although that does beg the question, how do they generate their artificial gravity? And does it ever go on the fritz?

Would feel great on the toes though

It was intended as wallpaper.

Nonsense. It makes a great Burglar Alarm.

The Japanese used to build houses with floors that were designed to Squeak for that very reason. They called them “Nightingale” floors because they “Sang” when you walked on them.

The floors were considered essential for families which dabbled in Politics because it made being assassinated while you were sleeping much less likely.