Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 15, 2024

And compare asteroids to hemorrhoids — which if you think about it makes perfect sense.

And they slam rockets into astroids.

For decades I thought Sinatra sang about “That Old Bill Bowel Moon.”

Shooting stars get more publicity, but there’s not much of a career path there (pun intended)

Keep practicing your mooning skills…

Lunatics.

Shine on, shine on, little asteroid…

Anybody have a rhyme for “asteroid?”

If our Moon is a big round ball made of cheese, would its intern be a cheese curd?

And cows will jump over you.

….and leave their trash behind.

and shoot you in the eye!

Smart As-teroid!

If asteroids can be considered falling stars at times, then I have the tune “Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day…..” running through my head.

If that’s the Man in the Moon, is that the Boy in the Asteroid?

you’re turning into a lunar-tic

From Google:

Journey Through the Asteroid Belt: A song by The Comet Is Coming that is available on Spotify.

Asteroid: A song by Jordan Suaste featuring Jaws Meteor that is available on TikTok.

Asteroids: A song by Rapsody featuring Hit-Boy that is available on YouTube.

Meet the Asteroids: A song about space and astronomy by In A World Music Kids & the Nirks that is available on YouTube.

There are many, many moons, just in our Solar System. Nobody writes songs about them. Probably because they don’t conveniently light up the night sky, while you are out “grunion hunting” with an adorable partner. :)

PT5?

He was one of those asteroids around Uranus.

They don’t write songs about asteroids…but they do write jingles for Comet.

And cows jumping over too

They make blockbuster movies about asteroids slamming into Earth to the tunes of Aerosmith.