What we all need is whirled peas!
That’s a pretty mild pun to drive her away. What if he’d said he’d like to mate her?
All we are saying is guve peas a chance.
I say peas on you! And prosperity on your people.
I favor black eyed peas but field peas are good too.
May peas be upon him…
I wonder if he peas when he goes to the bathroom…
Carrots? I don´t remember eating carrots.
After inner peas come outer peas.
Obviously she is peas up so she prefers to peas off
Always knew I was nearly home when I saw “Give Peas A Chace”, painted on a viaduct west of London. (Wikipedia – Chalfont_Viaduct)
How bout ordering some peas-sa?
now i gotta peas
Peas…enough!
Peas do not so many use cliche puns. ah, nevermind…
All the beauty contest women want Whirled Peas!
I’m barfing.
Give peas a chance.
When I make oatmeal, I always put a can of peas in with it. What, haven’t you heard of peas porridge.
Give Peas a chance!
I like Brewster….it doesn’t take much to make him happy! :0)
She’s had enough of this cold Peas Porridge; It’s making her hot under the collar…
Peas out…. Dude.
Give peas a chance!
Groan. Oh, no, and now I’ve remembered the “Pea green soup” joke again.
Peas out.
He’s eating peas with a fork??
Peas be with you… and also with you!
“‘Rosebud Brand Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.’ Wait, that’s terrible. I quit.” – Orson Welles, “The Critic”
Savor the pea-ness.
Pray for whirled peas.
She’s annoyed because they only gave peas to the guys.
They should have also provided chick peas.
Now you can enjoy your peas and quiet.
I’m sure in the UK, he would be making pointless jokes about “peas and queues”.
Peas stop!
Peas be with you.
And with your spirit!
If he got those peas from McDonalds, we may get an Exorcist scene recreation.
She can’t be appeased.
Peas. Peas me. – The Beatles.
Okay! Peas out!
gduncan58 30 days ago
What we all need is whirled peas!
Ratkin Premium Member 30 days ago
That’s a pretty mild pun to drive her away. What if he’d said he’d like to mate her?
sergioandrade Premium Member 30 days ago
All we are saying is guve peas a chance.
mokspr Premium Member 30 days ago
I say peas on you! And prosperity on your people.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 30 days ago
I favor black eyed peas but field peas are good too.
Imagine 30 days ago
May peas be upon him…
Imagine 30 days ago
I wonder if he peas when he goes to the bathroom…
Jml58 30 days ago
Carrots? I don´t remember eating carrots.
Doug K 30 days ago
After inner peas come outer peas.
buer 30 days ago
Obviously she is peas up so she prefers to peas off
sparky1000 30 days ago
Always knew I was nearly home when I saw “Give Peas A Chace”, painted on a viaduct west of London. (Wikipedia – Chalfont_Viaduct)
Havel 30 days ago
Gent 30 days ago
How bout ordering some peas-sa?
oakie817 30 days ago
now i gotta peas
gantech 30 days ago
Peas…enough!
Slowly, he turned... 30 days ago
Peas do not so many use cliche puns. ah, nevermind…
The Famous Eccles 30 days ago
All the beauty contest women want Whirled Peas!
baskate_2000 30 days ago
I’m barfing.
Steverino Premium Member 30 days ago
Give peas a chance.
Steverino Premium Member 30 days ago
When I make oatmeal, I always put a can of peas in with it. What, haven’t you heard of peas porridge.
Brich027 30 days ago
Give Peas a chance!
BJDucer 30 days ago
I like Brewster….it doesn’t take much to make him happy! :0)
ChessPirate 30 days ago
She’s had enough of this cold Peas Porridge; It’s making her hot under the collar…
old_geek 30 days ago
Peas out…. Dude.
That Wichita Guy!! 30 days ago
Give peas a chance!
DaBump Premium Member 30 days ago
Groan. Oh, no, and now I’ve remembered the “Pea green soup” joke again.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 29 days ago
Peas out.
notmoving Premium Member 29 days ago
He’s eating peas with a fork??
fjc007 29 days ago
Peas be with you… and also with you!
StoicLion1973 29 days ago
“‘Rosebud Brand Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.’ Wait, that’s terrible. I quit.” – Orson Welles, “The Critic”
stamps 29 days ago
Savor the pea-ness.
donut reply 29 days ago
Pray for whirled peas.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 29 days ago
She’s annoyed because they only gave peas to the guys.
They should have also provided chick peas.
cuzinron47 29 days ago
Now you can enjoy your peas and quiet.
mistercatworks 29 days ago
I’m sure in the UK, he would be making pointless jokes about “peas and queues”.
Captain Colorado 29 days ago
Peas stop!
ekke 29 days ago
Peas be with you.
And with your spirit!
Bilan 29 days ago
If he got those peas from McDonalds, we may get an Exorcist scene recreation.
wardde44 29 days ago
She can’t be appeased.
eddi-TBH 29 days ago
Peas. Peas me. – The Beatles.
Spider-UK 29 days ago
Okay! Peas out!