What we all need is whirled peas!
That’s a pretty mild pun to drive her away. What if he’d said he’d like to mate her?
All we are saying is guve peas a chance.
I say peas on you! And prosperity on your people.
I favor black eyed peas but field peas are good too.
May peas be upon him…
I wonder if he peas when he goes to the bathroom…
Carrots? I don´t remember eating carrots.
After inner peas come outer peas.
Obviously she is peas up so she prefers to peas off
Always knew I was nearly home when I saw “Give Peas A Chace”, painted on a viaduct west of London. (Wikipedia – Chalfont_Viaduct)
How bout ordering some peas-sa?
now i gotta peas
Peas…enough!
Peas do not so many use cliche puns. ah, nevermind…
All the beauty contest women want Whirled Peas!
I’m barfing.
Give peas a chance.
When I make oatmeal, I always put a can of peas in with it. What, haven’t you heard of peas porridge.
Give Peas a chance!
I like Brewster….it doesn’t take much to make him happy! :0)
She’s had enough of this cold Peas Porridge; It’s making her hot under the collar…
Peas out…. Dude.
Give peas a chance!
Groan. Oh, no, and now I’ve remembered the “Pea green soup” joke again.
Peas out.
He’s eating peas with a fork??
Peas be with you… and also with you!
“‘Rosebud Brand Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.’ Wait, that’s terrible. I quit.” – Orson Welles, “The Critic”
Savor the pea-ness.
Pray for whirled peas.
She’s annoyed because they only gave peas to the guys.
They should have also provided chick peas.
Now you can enjoy your peas and quiet.
I’m sure in the UK, he would be making pointless jokes about “peas and queues”.
Peas stop!
Peas be with you.
And with your spirit!
If he got those peas from McDonalds, we may get an Exorcist scene recreation.
She can’t be appeased.
Peas. Peas me. – The Beatles.
Okay! Peas out!
gduncan58 about 24 hours ago
What we all need is whirled peas!
Ratkin Premium Member about 24 hours ago
That’s a pretty mild pun to drive her away. What if he’d said he’d like to mate her?
sergioandrade Premium Member about 24 hours ago
All we are saying is guve peas a chance.
mokspr Premium Member about 23 hours ago
I say peas on you! And prosperity on your people.
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad about 23 hours ago
I favor black eyed peas but field peas are good too.
Imagine about 23 hours ago
May peas be upon him…
Imagine about 22 hours ago
I wonder if he peas when he goes to the bathroom…
Jml58 about 22 hours ago
Carrots? I don´t remember eating carrots.
Doug K about 22 hours ago
After inner peas come outer peas.
buer about 19 hours ago
Obviously she is peas up so she prefers to peas off
sparky1000 about 18 hours ago
Always knew I was nearly home when I saw “Give Peas A Chace”, painted on a viaduct west of London. (Wikipedia – Chalfont_Viaduct)
Havel about 18 hours ago
Gent about 18 hours ago
How bout ordering some peas-sa?
oakie817 about 18 hours ago
now i gotta peas
gantech about 18 hours ago
Peas…enough!
Slowly, he turned... about 17 hours ago
Peas do not so many use cliche puns. ah, nevermind…
The Famous Eccles about 17 hours ago
All the beauty contest women want Whirled Peas!
baskate_2000 about 17 hours ago
I’m barfing.
Steverino Premium Member about 17 hours ago
Give peas a chance.
Steverino Premium Member about 17 hours ago
When I make oatmeal, I always put a can of peas in with it. What, haven’t you heard of peas porridge.
Brich027 about 17 hours ago
Give Peas a chance!
BJDucer about 17 hours ago
I like Brewster….it doesn’t take much to make him happy! :0)
ChessPirate about 17 hours ago
She’s had enough of this cold Peas Porridge; It’s making her hot under the collar…
old_geek about 17 hours ago
Peas out…. Dude.
That Wichita Guy!! about 16 hours ago
Give peas a chance!
DaBump Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Groan. Oh, no, and now I’ve remembered the “Pea green soup” joke again.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Peas out.
notmoving Premium Member about 16 hours ago
He’s eating peas with a fork??
fjc007 about 16 hours ago
Peas be with you… and also with you!
StoicLion1973 about 14 hours ago
“‘Rosebud Brand Peas! Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.’ Wait, that’s terrible. I quit.” – Orson Welles, “The Critic”
stamps about 14 hours ago
Savor the pea-ness.
donut reply about 14 hours ago
Pray for whirled peas.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 14 hours ago
She’s annoyed because they only gave peas to the guys.
They should have also provided chick peas.
cuzinron47 about 13 hours ago
Now you can enjoy your peas and quiet.
mistercatworks about 13 hours ago
I’m sure in the UK, he would be making pointless jokes about “peas and queues”.
Captain Colorado about 13 hours ago
Peas stop!
ekke about 13 hours ago
Peas be with you.
And with your spirit!
Bilan about 11 hours ago
If he got those peas from McDonalds, we may get an Exorcist scene recreation.
wardde44 about 10 hours ago
She can’t be appeased.
eddi-TBH about 4 hours ago
Peas. Peas me. – The Beatles.
Spider-UK about 2 hours ago
Okay! Peas out!