Have to wait til retirement and the kids are raising their own kids in their own homes. And your wife is visiting her sister to get one of those kind of days.
I can definitely relate to the Dad here. Some days you feel you’d be better off at home, but some days you’d feel being better off at work! (Of course I remember when my neighborhood had no electricity for 81 hours after a fallen tree destroyed a utility pole during a big storm, and I was actually looking forward to going into work those mornings because my workplace still had electricity!)
codycab 4 months ago
Working gets you out of the house…and builds character!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 4 months ago
“But Mom, it was Hobbes!”
Spacehog 4 months ago
I do not blame the dad, the only way Dad can relax if Mom and Calvin is not in the house
salakfarm Premium Member 4 months ago
The office beats spending a day with Calvin.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 4 months ago
trying to figure out what possible reason (other than pure mischief) Calvin would have for doing that
so much of the time his curiosity and imagination are misunderstood by his parents, but this just seems like a prank
snsurone76 4 months ago
Besides, Dad—wasting a beautiful day in a stuffy, boring job builds character!
InuYugiHakusho 4 months ago
Then again, you have to earn pay to maintain a home life for you and your family.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago
At this point, Calvin’s mom would have been more than happy to be a childless cat lady.
orinoco womble 4 months ago
Dead bugs in the shampoo? Now THIS I’d like to see explained!
hariseldon59 4 months ago
Take the day off, go to a park and relax and enjoy the sunny day.
enigmamz 4 months ago
Day off? Well, it IS Sunday!
Jayalexander 4 months ago
Have to wait til retirement and the kids are raising their own kids in their own homes. And your wife is visiting her sister to get one of those kind of days.
BigDaveGlass 4 months ago
Reality bites…..
M2MM 4 months ago
Peace is where you find it. :D
lucky444 4 months ago
I’m sure when you retire you’ll miss the good old days of work, Dad.
Indiana Guy 4 months ago
“No one on his deathbed ever said, ‘I wish I had spent more time at the office.’” — Arnold Zack. Maybe that’s not true?
markkahler52 4 months ago
A matter of perspective, in … the Twilight Zone….
ddl297 4 months ago
Yeah, Dad wanted “a dachshund”, Mom wanted “a sweet little girl”. Like either one wouldn’t have created its own style of chaos.
dflak 4 months ago
By the time the average man gets to retire, the kids are out of the house.
A Hip loving Canadian... 4 months ago
At his age, Mom has to realize that Calvin’s antics can only get worse.
SquidGamerGal 4 months ago
Why would you stuff your mom’s shampoo bottle with bugs?!
mindjob 4 months ago
In the end, peace and quiet wins out over drama
Watchdog 4 months ago
The office is a refuge
sandpiper 4 months ago
Knowing when to retreat is good strategy.
Just-me 4 months ago
Now the theme song from Hair is running through my mind.
BJDucer 4 months ago
There’s nothing like a wife’s encouragement to go out and get to the office every day!
TArbiter 4 months ago
At least Dad’s not in a windowless cubicle.
djtenltd 4 months ago
For dad, problem easily solved.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 4 months ago
On second thought, it’s not so rough working in the office today.
grocks 4 months ago
Those first two panels could be a poster by themselves.
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
His mom has it worse than his dad!!!!
KEA 4 months ago
Reality bite
win.45mag 4 months ago
I’m thinking not a soul is going to tell her her hair smells great
royq27 4 months ago
Wait for covid, buddy! You will be at home and Calvin will be a teenager…
skibidi dop dop 4 months ago
you should worry when he’s 16 and has a drivers lisecence imagine what he could do while you are bored out of your sockets with covid
waynemadison 4 months ago
It’s rare to see Dad featured to prominently!
French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago
You know it!
wiley207 4 months ago
I can definitely relate to the Dad here. Some days you feel you’d be better off at home, but some days you’d feel being better off at work! (Of course I remember when my neighborhood had no electricity for 81 hours after a fallen tree destroyed a utility pole during a big storm, and I was actually looking forward to going into work those mornings because my workplace still had electricity!)
nostall 4 months ago
Dad makes a very fast exit and trip to the office!
Dr. Quatermass 4 months ago
“And you may find yourself Calvin’s dad. And you may ask yourself, ’My God, what have I done?!’"
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 months ago
How some men become workaholics.
kathleenhicks62 4 months ago
There! Things are back in perspective now.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
I have a pin-on button that reads, “I work to get away from my cats.”
goboboyd 4 months ago
Hang in there dad. A Pandemic is coming to grant your wish. Join us in The Pandemic Whiskers club.
anomaly 4 months ago
Our shampoo now has extra protein!
Strawberry King 4 months ago
“On second thought…”
josh_bisbee 4 months ago
The secret to enjoying a job:Have a kid
rbrt6956 4 months ago
I really was expecting that.
rgcviper 4 months ago
My—how quickly the mood changed here. Oh, Callllvin …
Great one. Made me laugh.
aaronacademy2012 4 months ago
How’d he even get the bugs in the shampoo bottle in the first place
glowing-steak32 4 months ago
Well, those bills aren’t going to pay themselves…