February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
I doubt Mom knows. Remember the other strip where Calvin wore nothing?
No. But she probably will soon.
Well, of course Jane never said that to Tarzan. He didn’t wear underpants. ;)
I’m surprised that Susie didn’t come out with “I see London, I see France…”
It is not often you see an Apeman wearing tighty whities.
A couple of days ago, Susie, you might have seen him in even less than that!
did Underoos™ ever make a Tarzan set?
Did Tarzan have rocketships on his clothing?
Jane had a fetish for Cheetah who didn’t wear underware. Calvin will be a virgin untill he’s 21.
Also. You are the complete opposite to a bronzed giant. So please don’t try to ape your betters……..
No, she said, nice loincloth, want a date?
Game, set, match for Susie…..
She might’ve. We don’t know. Burroughs probably editorialized that part.
“Me Susie. You stupid”
There was also the one with the realistic Calvin and Susie where he ditches the white house to become Tarzan.
Whoa, Cal, wrong kind of strip…
Susie and cold water have the same effect on Cal
“…and, Daddy…they took my boot!” – (my favorite Jane line from Disney’s “Tarzan”)
Calvin, perhaps if you swung from a rope in the tree while yodeling you might impress her.
Today, Cal could order a loincloth from Walmart. Show up in a coulpa days.
Got a new word, and I want to share, (Japanese)
Gokigenyo good wishes to you, a greeting, used in the morning
Gokigenyo, my friends!
Maybe he should have worn a Jock Mahoney strap. ;)
Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything you want, honey, we know all the names. We are the people that can find whatever you may need.If you got the money, honey, we got your disease. In the jungle. Welcome to the jungle.
Same as a bathing suit.
Susie says to Calvin: “Is that all you have to try and impress me?”
There will be probably be a time for that, Calvin….just not yet at your age right now.
One word, Calvin: Underoos.
Not sure if she said that or not. But Cheetah sure did point and roll over laughing.
Does Susie’s rabbit ever come to life? Would be fun to see Hobbes try to catch it!
Actually, Tarzan’s first human language was French.
I empathize with Calvin – sometimes (most, actually) the world will just Not follow the script that’s in one’s head
No, Jane just complained to Tarzan about cleaning the tree house
Wrong: Tarzan and the Lost City of Magic , page 118 of the paperback edition.
And Tarzan never said, “Me Tarzan,” either.
Is Susie thinking summer vacation has gone too long? At least at school Calvin is in a somewhat controlled environment.
AH HA! SO his last name IS Klien. Back to the Future.
Yeah, but Cheetah the Monkey would make hints.
Tarzan means “APE with no FUR” not “child with no respect”
I can see it now, “World famous underwear model presents: Bodies by Calvin.”
Jane actually said “Your fly is open.”
He needs a loin cloth. Does his mom have any pork loins in the refrigerator?
Tarzan’s physique had something to do with it, Calvin.
When the young lord Greystoke met Jane I don’t think he was wearing clothing. It’s been over 60 years since I read the book so I could be wrong.
So he wants her to be the Jane to his Tarzan? Hmm, interesting.
He’s not Tarzan, he’s Gitarzan because he swings through the trees in his BVDs.
Whoooooooooo, that little boy, that little boy….
Good God. Since when did cal resign from the GROSS club.
Just playing dress up my friend!!!!!
codycab about 2 months ago
I doubt Mom knows. Remember the other strip where Calvin wore nothing?
Imagine about 2 months ago
No. But she probably will soon.
californiamonty about 2 months ago
Well, of course Jane never said that to Tarzan. He didn’t wear underpants. ;)
orinoco womble about 2 months ago
I’m surprised that Susie didn’t come out with “I see London, I see France…”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 months ago
It is not often you see an Apeman wearing tighty whities.
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
A couple of days ago, Susie, you might have seen him in even less than that!
ꜝ about 2 months ago
did Underoos™ ever make a Tarzan set?
Scorpio Premium Member about 2 months ago
Did Tarzan have rocketships on his clothing?
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
Jane had a fetish for Cheetah who didn’t wear underware. Calvin will be a virgin untill he’s 21.
incognito about 2 months ago
Also. You are the complete opposite to a bronzed giant. So please don’t try to ape your betters……..
eced52 about 2 months ago
No, she said, nice loincloth, want a date?
jmworacle about 2 months ago
Game, set, match for Susie…..
Izzy Moreno about 2 months ago
She might’ve. We don’t know. Burroughs probably editorialized that part.
ddl297 about 2 months ago
“Me Susie. You stupid”
WariokartDoubleDash about 2 months ago
There was also the one with the realistic Calvin and Susie where he ditches the white house to become Tarzan.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 2 months ago
Whoa, Cal, wrong kind of strip…
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Susie and cold water have the same effect on Cal
Wren Fahel about 2 months ago
“…and, Daddy…they took my boot!” – (my favorite Jane line from Disney’s “Tarzan”)
Just-me about 2 months ago
Calvin, perhaps if you swung from a rope in the tree while yodeling you might impress her.
Redd Panda about 2 months ago
Today, Cal could order a loincloth from Walmart. Show up in a coulpa days.
Got a new word, and I want to share, (Japanese)
Gokigenyo good wishes to you, a greeting, used in the morning
Gokigenyo, my friends!
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
Maybe he should have worn a Jock Mahoney strap. ;)
win.45mag about 2 months ago
Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything you want, honey, we know all the names. We are the people that can find whatever you may need.If you got the money, honey, we got your disease. In the jungle. Welcome to the jungle.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 2 months ago
Same as a bathing suit.
barely here about 2 months ago
Susie says to Calvin: “Is that all you have to try and impress me?”
BJDucer about 2 months ago
There will be probably be a time for that, Calvin….just not yet at your age right now.
jrankin1959 about 2 months ago
One word, Calvin: Underoos.
gozirra2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not sure if she said that or not. But Cheetah sure did point and roll over laughing.
gregcomn about 2 months ago
Does Susie’s rabbit ever come to life? Would be fun to see Hobbes try to catch it!
ajr58(1) about 2 months ago
Actually, Tarzan’s first human language was French.
KEA about 2 months ago
I empathize with Calvin – sometimes (most, actually) the world will just Not follow the script that’s in one’s head
mindjob about 2 months ago
No, Jane just complained to Tarzan about cleaning the tree house
Mountain Meg about 2 months ago
Wrong: Tarzan and the Lost City of Magic , page 118 of the paperback edition.
billdaviswords about 2 months ago
And Tarzan never said, “Me Tarzan,” either.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
Is Susie thinking summer vacation has gone too long? At least at school Calvin is in a somewhat controlled environment.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
AH HA! SO his last name IS Klien. Back to the Future.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Yeah, but Cheetah the Monkey would make hints.
aaronacademy2012 about 2 months ago
Tarzan means “APE with no FUR” not “child with no respect”
smsrt about 2 months ago
I can see it now, “World famous underwear model presents: Bodies by Calvin.”
anomaly about 2 months ago
Jane actually said “Your fly is open.”
sobrown51 about 2 months ago
He needs a loin cloth. Does his mom have any pork loins in the refrigerator?
rshive about 2 months ago
Tarzan’s physique had something to do with it, Calvin.
willie_mctell about 2 months ago
When the young lord Greystoke met Jane I don’t think he was wearing clothing. It’s been over 60 years since I read the book so I could be wrong.
John Jorgensen about 2 months ago
So he wants her to be the Jane to his Tarzan? Hmm, interesting.
dlseelinger1764 about 2 months ago
He’s not Tarzan, he’s Gitarzan because he swings through the trees in his BVDs.
pearcy19 about 2 months ago
Whoooooooooo, that little boy, that little boy….
hagarthehorrible about 2 months ago
Good God. Since when did cal resign from the GROSS club.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
Just playing dress up my friend!!!!!