Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 03, 2024

I doubt Mom knows. Remember the other strip where Calvin wore nothing?

No. But she probably will soon.

Well, of course Jane never said that to Tarzan. He didn’t wear underpants. ;)

I’m surprised that Susie didn’t come out with “I see London, I see France…”

It is not often you see an Apeman wearing tighty whities.

A couple of days ago, Susie, you might have seen him in even less than that!

did Underoos™ ever make a Tarzan set?

Did Tarzan have rocketships on his clothing?

Jane had a fetish for Cheetah who didn’t wear underware. Calvin will be a virgin untill he’s 21.

Also. You are the complete opposite to a bronzed giant. So please don’t try to ape your betters……..

No, she said, nice loincloth, want a date?

Game, set, match for Susie…..

She might’ve. We don’t know. Burroughs probably editorialized that part.

“Me Susie. You stupid”

There was also the one with the realistic Calvin and Susie where he ditches the white house to become Tarzan.

Whoa, Cal, wrong kind of strip…

Susie and cold water have the same effect on Cal

“…and, Daddy…they took my boot!” – (my favorite Jane line from Disney’s “Tarzan”)

Calvin, perhaps if you swung from a rope in the tree while yodeling you might impress her.

Today, Cal could order a loincloth from Walmart. Show up in a coulpa days.

Got a new word, and I want to share, (Japanese)

Gokigenyo good wishes to you, a greeting, used in the morning

Gokigenyo, my friends!

Maybe he should have worn a Jock Mahoney strap. ;)

Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. We got everything you want, honey, we know all the names. We are the people that can find whatever you may need.If you got the money, honey, we got your disease. In the jungle. Welcome to the jungle.

Same as a bathing suit.

Susie says to Calvin: “Is that all you have to try and impress me?”

There will be probably be a time for that, Calvin….just not yet at your age right now.

One word, Calvin: Underoos.

Not sure if she said that or not. But Cheetah sure did point and roll over laughing.

Does Susie’s rabbit ever come to life? Would be fun to see Hobbes try to catch it!

Actually, Tarzan’s first human language was French.

I empathize with Calvin – sometimes (most, actually) the world will just Not follow the script that’s in one’s head

No, Jane just complained to Tarzan about cleaning the tree house

Wrong: Tarzan and the Lost City of Magic , page 118 of the paperback edition.

And Tarzan never said, “Me Tarzan,” either.

Is Susie thinking summer vacation has gone too long? At least at school Calvin is in a somewhat controlled environment.

AH HA! SO his last name IS Klien. Back to the Future.

Yeah, but Cheetah the Monkey would make hints.

Tarzan means “APE with no FUR” not “child with no respect”

I can see it now, “World famous underwear model presents: Bodies by Calvin.”

Jane actually said “Your fly is open.”

He needs a loin cloth. Does his mom have any pork loins in the refrigerator?

Tarzan’s physique had something to do with it, Calvin.

When the young lord Greystoke met Jane I don’t think he was wearing clothing. It’s been over 60 years since I read the book so I could be wrong.

So he wants her to be the Jane to his Tarzan? Hmm, interesting.

He’s not Tarzan, he’s Gitarzan because he swings through the trees in his BVDs.

Whoooooooooo, that little boy, that little boy….

Good God. Since when did cal resign from the GROSS club.

Just playing dress up my friend!!!!!