Unless they are assigned to sit next to each other (fairly common in grade school), I can’t imagine why Susie would want to sit next to Calvin in the first place.
Ok, two thoughts here. Since Suzie continues to socialize with Calvin, and eventually marries him…it only goes to prove that girls like bad boys from an early age.
And secondly…Calvin, I gotta tell you. What a complete waste of chocolate milk!
Interesting. this would never happen in Canada. peanut butter is banned in schools in Canada including universities as they get paid by the head and do not want to lose the softies who are allergic.
If some kid did that in my school I’d be on the floor laughing! I was raised with brothers cousins who cracked me up ( and got yelled at which made it even funnier!)
codycab 3 months ago
Probably because you’re spreading the weird, Calvin.
dadthedawg Premium Member 3 months ago
It just proves that peanut butter goes well with everything…..
Spacehog 3 months ago
I agree with Susie on this one
C 3 months ago
It’s like they’re from another planet, Calvin
jvo 3 months ago
What’s not to like? A ringside seat, maybe a bit too close to be out of range of the shrapnel.
Hello Everyone 3 months ago
It’s nice that Susie and Calvin sit together…at least for a little while.
PaulAbbott2 3 months ago
A strip of pure genius
Robert4170 3 months ago
What would be pathetic is if he comes home complaining that he’s hungry.
lalapalooza Premium Member 3 months ago
ha!
californiamonty 3 months ago
Are you sure, Calvin? I would’ve pegged Susie as a Democrat.
InuYugiHakusho 3 months ago
Calvin will probably have trouble getting dates when he’s older.
Concretionist 3 months ago
Yep. Girls sure ARE weird.
…
From a particular perspective.
jmworacle 3 months ago
Imagine if Bill Watterson decided to not retire and allowed the characters to grow. Could you imagine Calvin and Sussie man and wife?
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Girls! If they are not trying to kill you they are disgusted by you!
Bilan 3 months ago
I’m eating somewhere else
After all these years, Susie gets a clue.
Jonfield 3 months ago
Wow I love peanut butter
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
The Flirting just goes on…….
snsurone76 3 months ago
Calvin should really be spending the school year in a psychiatric hospital. IMO, it’s criminal that US health insurance doesn’t cover mental disease!
MS72 3 months ago
Weird. Why would anyone vote for them?
[Unnamed Reader - 288232] 3 months ago
That is his future wife.
Funniguy 3 months ago
It’s an X-Y thing.
diverbelle 3 months ago
Calvin is an unappreciated Performance Artist!
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
Calvin… There something you should know that may be hard to accept… Are you ready? Ahem… NORMAL HUMAN BOYS DO NOT DO WHATEVER YOU JUST DID!!
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago
From that day forward, Susie always brings a sheet of plastic to lunch. Similar to those in front rows at a Gallagher performance.
sandpiper 3 months ago
Unlikely or not, Cal’s expanding plot lines are always interesting . . . and even a little terrifying.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Suzie, why do you even try?
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
LOL second panel… Calvin is channeling his inner Dale Gribble. : )
baskate_2000 3 months ago
Look in the mirror, Calvin!
Watchdog 3 months ago
Priceless! Calvin the prince.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
“There’s a food goin’ around that’s a sticky, sticky glue
Oh, well it tastes real good, but it’s so hard to chew". ~ The Marathons. circa 1961
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
…..a little jelly would have really made it interesting!!!!
Just-me 3 months ago
I’m thinking the ladies in the lunch room will be displeased as well.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 3 months ago
Unless they are assigned to sit next to each other (fairly common in grade school), I can’t imagine why Susie would want to sit next to Calvin in the first place.
BJDucer 3 months ago
Ok, two thoughts here. Since Suzie continues to socialize with Calvin, and eventually marries him…it only goes to prove that girls like bad boys from an early age.
And secondly…Calvin, I gotta tell you. What a complete waste of chocolate milk!
formathe 3 months ago
Interesting. this would never happen in Canada. peanut butter is banned in schools in Canada including universities as they get paid by the head and do not want to lose the softies who are allergic.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 3 months ago
If some kid did that in my school I’d be on the floor laughing! I was raised with brothers cousins who cracked me up ( and got yelled at which made it even funnier!)
curtlyon19 3 months ago
I love that I can avoid all the words and know what he’s doing
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
mindjob 3 months ago
Let’s hope a peanut butter alien doesn’t erupt from his chest in the middle of class
ilovecomics*infinity 3 months ago
Few strips literally make me laugh out loud. This one succeeded!!
Holden Awn 3 months ago
My childhood memory is that Girls WERE weird…right up until that year when, strangely, suddenly, … they were not…
g04922 3 months ago
Does Calvin intentionally do this?? This boy is a bit ‘off’…
wiley207 3 months ago
Heh, Calvin should’ve saved that for April Fool’s Day! But Susie would probably still find it gross.
GoldLions Premium Member 3 months ago
Bet one day Calvin and Susie will be married together. Lol. Will Hobbes be his best man?
bikerroel 3 months ago
This was really funny the first 50 times I read it. OK, 51 and it still talks to my 6year old self.
anomaly 3 months ago
Girls might be weird, but their peanut butter never attacks them.
bookworm0812 3 months ago
Uh, Calvin? Aren’t you hungry? Now you’ve destroyed the only thing you had to eat until dinner. You’ll be starving to death by then.
eric.franz.petras 3 months ago
You always tease/gross out the one you love.
Doctor Go 3 months ago
A few hours after Calvin’s experience with the facehugger…
billdaviswords 3 months ago
One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes of all time.
mfrasca 3 months ago
Fried peanut butter and banana slug sandwich.
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
Why do I find it totally believable that Calvin’s mom might be trying to kill him?
KC135E/R BOOMER 3 months ago
Yes, Calvin. Yes, they are. Even after they stop being gross and icky, they still are weird and think the same of you.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 3 months ago
Classic Calvin! I LOVE it!
Jayalexander 3 months ago
It’s SO hard to get approval from women.
einarbt 3 months ago
Yes, what is it with girls. Why so weird? Wonder if Hobbes can maybe put you right there Calvin.
Jonfield 3 months ago
Servers down….again
rossevrymn 3 months ago
So, GC is falling apart more, now, huh?
muminnek 3 months ago
Do they have servers in Central Europe? Big water issues there.