Unless they are assigned to sit next to each other (fairly common in grade school), I can’t imagine why Susie would want to sit next to Calvin in the first place.
Ok, two thoughts here. Since Suzie continues to socialize with Calvin, and eventually marries him…it only goes to prove that girls like bad boys from an early age.
And secondly…Calvin, I gotta tell you. What a complete waste of chocolate milk!
Interesting. this would never happen in Canada. peanut butter is banned in schools in Canada including universities as they get paid by the head and do not want to lose the softies who are allergic.
If some kid did that in my school I’d be on the floor laughing! I was raised with brothers cousins who cracked me up ( and got yelled at which made it even funnier!)
codycab 4 days ago
Probably because you’re spreading the weird, Calvin.
dadthedawg Premium Member 4 days ago
It just proves that peanut butter goes well with everything…..
Spacehog 4 days ago
I agree with Susie on this one
C 4 days ago
It’s like they’re from another planet, Calvin
jvo 4 days ago
What’s not to like? A ringside seat, maybe a bit too close to be out of range of the shrapnel.
Hello Everyone 4 days ago
It’s nice that Susie and Calvin sit together…at least for a little while.
PaulAbbott2 4 days ago
A strip of pure genius
Robert4170 4 days ago
What would be pathetic is if he comes home complaining that he’s hungry.
lalapalooza Premium Member 4 days ago
ha!
californiamonty 4 days ago
Are you sure, Calvin? I would’ve pegged Susie as a Democrat.
InuYugiHakusho 4 days ago
Calvin will probably have trouble getting dates when he’s older.
Concretionist 4 days ago
Yep. Girls sure ARE weird.
…
From a particular perspective.
jmworacle 4 days ago
Imagine if Bill Watterson decided to not retire and allowed the characters to grow. Could you imagine Calvin and Sussie man and wife?
The Reader Premium Member 4 days ago
Girls! If they are not trying to kill you they are disgusted by you!
Bilan 4 days ago
I’m eating somewhere else
After all these years, Susie gets a clue.
Jonfield 4 days ago
Wow I love peanut butter
incognito 4 days ago
The Flirting just goes on…….
snsurone76 4 days ago
Calvin should really be spending the school year in a psychiatric hospital. IMO, it’s criminal that US health insurance doesn’t cover mental disease!
MS72 4 days ago
Weird. Why would anyone vote for them?
[Unnamed Reader - 288232] 4 days ago
That is his future wife.
Funniguy 4 days ago
It’s an X-Y thing.
diverbelle 4 days ago
Calvin is an unappreciated Performance Artist!
SquidGamerGal 4 days ago
Calvin… There something you should know that may be hard to accept… Are you ready? Ahem… NORMAL HUMAN BOYS DO NOT DO WHATEVER YOU JUST DID!!
gozirra2 Premium Member 4 days ago
From that day forward, Susie always brings a sheet of plastic to lunch. Similar to those in front rows at a Gallagher performance.
sandpiper 4 days ago
Unlikely or not, Cal’s expanding plot lines are always interesting . . . and even a little terrifying.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 4 days ago
Suzie, why do you even try?
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 days ago
LOL second panel… Calvin is channeling his inner Dale Gribble. : )
baskate_2000 4 days ago
Look in the mirror, Calvin!
Watchdog 4 days ago
Priceless! Calvin the prince.
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 days ago
“There’s a food goin’ around that’s a sticky, sticky glue
Oh, well it tastes real good, but it’s so hard to chew". ~ The Marathons. circa 1961
rockyridge1977 4 days ago
…..a little jelly would have really made it interesting!!!!
Just-me 4 days ago
I’m thinking the ladies in the lunch room will be displeased as well.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 4 days ago
Unless they are assigned to sit next to each other (fairly common in grade school), I can’t imagine why Susie would want to sit next to Calvin in the first place.
BJDucer 4 days ago
Ok, two thoughts here. Since Suzie continues to socialize with Calvin, and eventually marries him…it only goes to prove that girls like bad boys from an early age.
And secondly…Calvin, I gotta tell you. What a complete waste of chocolate milk!
formathe 4 days ago
Interesting. this would never happen in Canada. peanut butter is banned in schools in Canada including universities as they get paid by the head and do not want to lose the softies who are allergic.
Drbarb71 Premium Member 4 days ago
If some kid did that in my school I’d be on the floor laughing! I was raised with brothers cousins who cracked me up ( and got yelled at which made it even funnier!)
curtlyon19 4 days ago
I love that I can avoid all the words and know what he’s doing
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 days ago
Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
mindjob 4 days ago
Let’s hope a peanut butter alien doesn’t erupt from his chest in the middle of class
ilovecomics*infinity 4 days ago
Few strips literally make me laugh out loud. This one succeeded!!
Holden Awn 4 days ago
My childhood memory is that Girls WERE weird…right up until that year when, strangely, suddenly, … they were not…
g04922 4 days ago
Does Calvin intentionally do this?? This boy is a bit ‘off’…
wiley207 4 days ago
Heh, Calvin should’ve saved that for April Fool’s Day! But Susie would probably still find it gross.
GoldLions Premium Member 4 days ago
Bet one day Calvin and Susie will be married together. Lol. Will Hobbes be his best man?
bikerroel 4 days ago
This was really funny the first 50 times I read it. OK, 51 and it still talks to my 6year old self.
anomaly 4 days ago
Girls might be weird, but their peanut butter never attacks them.
bookworm0812 4 days ago
Uh, Calvin? Aren’t you hungry? Now you’ve destroyed the only thing you had to eat until dinner. You’ll be starving to death by then.
eric.franz.petras 4 days ago
You always tease/gross out the one you love.
liberalnlovinit 4 days ago
A few hours after Calvin’s experience with the facehugger…
billdaviswords 4 days ago
One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes of all time.
mfrasca 4 days ago
Fried peanut butter and banana slug sandwich.
Chris Sherlock 4 days ago
Why do I find it totally believable that Calvin’s mom might be trying to kill him?
KC135E/R BOOMER 3 days ago
Yes, Calvin. Yes, they are. Even after they stop being gross and icky, they still are weird and think the same of you.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 3 days ago
Classic Calvin! I LOVE it!
Jayalexander 3 days ago
It’s SO hard to get approval from women.
einarbt 3 days ago
Yes, what is it with girls. Why so weird? Wonder if Hobbes can maybe put you right there Calvin.
Jonfield 3 days ago
Servers down….again
rossevrymn 3 days ago
So, GC is falling apart more, now, huh?
muminnek 3 days ago
Do they have servers in Central Europe? Big water issues there.