Unless they are assigned to sit next to each other (fairly common in grade school), I can’t imagine why Susie would want to sit next to Calvin in the first place.
Ok, two thoughts here. Since Suzie continues to socialize with Calvin, and eventually marries him…it only goes to prove that girls like bad boys from an early age.
And secondly…Calvin, I gotta tell you. What a complete waste of chocolate milk!
Interesting. this would never happen in Canada. peanut butter is banned in schools in Canada including universities as they get paid by the head and do not want to lose the softies who are allergic.
If some kid did that in my school I’d be on the floor laughing! I was raised with brothers cousins who cracked me up ( and got yelled at which made it even funnier!)
codycab about 2 months ago
Probably because you’re spreading the weird, Calvin.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 months ago
It just proves that peanut butter goes well with everything…..
Spacehog about 2 months ago
I agree with Susie on this one
C about 2 months ago
It’s like they’re from another planet, Calvin
jvo about 2 months ago
What’s not to like? A ringside seat, maybe a bit too close to be out of range of the shrapnel.
Hello Everyone about 2 months ago
It’s nice that Susie and Calvin sit together…at least for a little while.
PaulAbbott2 about 2 months ago
A strip of pure genius
Robert4170 about 2 months ago
What would be pathetic is if he comes home complaining that he’s hungry.
lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 months ago
ha!
californiamonty about 2 months ago
Are you sure, Calvin? I would’ve pegged Susie as a Democrat.
InuYugiHakusho about 2 months ago
Calvin will probably have trouble getting dates when he’s older.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
Yep. Girls sure ARE weird.
…
From a particular perspective.
jmworacle about 2 months ago
Imagine if Bill Watterson decided to not retire and allowed the characters to grow. Could you imagine Calvin and Sussie man and wife?
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Girls! If they are not trying to kill you they are disgusted by you!
Bilan about 2 months ago
I’m eating somewhere else
After all these years, Susie gets a clue.
Jonfield about 2 months ago
Wow I love peanut butter
BigDaveGlass about 2 months ago
The Flirting just goes on…….
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Calvin should really be spending the school year in a psychiatric hospital. IMO, it’s criminal that US health insurance doesn’t cover mental disease!
MS72 about 2 months ago
Weird. Why would anyone vote for them?
[Unnamed Reader - 288232] about 2 months ago
That is his future wife.
Funniguy about 2 months ago
It’s an X-Y thing.
diverbelle about 2 months ago
Calvin is an unappreciated Performance Artist!
SquidGamerGal about 2 months ago
Calvin… There something you should know that may be hard to accept… Are you ready? Ahem… NORMAL HUMAN BOYS DO NOT DO WHATEVER YOU JUST DID!!
gozirra2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
From that day forward, Susie always brings a sheet of plastic to lunch. Similar to those in front rows at a Gallagher performance.
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Unlikely or not, Cal’s expanding plot lines are always interesting . . . and even a little terrifying.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 months ago
Suzie, why do you even try?
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
LOL second panel… Calvin is channeling his inner Dale Gribble. : )
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
Look in the mirror, Calvin!
Watchdog about 2 months ago
Priceless! Calvin the prince.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
“There’s a food goin’ around that’s a sticky, sticky glue
Oh, well it tastes real good, but it’s so hard to chew". ~ The Marathons. circa 1961
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
…..a little jelly would have really made it interesting!!!!
Just-me about 2 months ago
I’m thinking the ladies in the lunch room will be displeased as well.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 2 months ago
Unless they are assigned to sit next to each other (fairly common in grade school), I can’t imagine why Susie would want to sit next to Calvin in the first place.
BJDucer about 2 months ago
Ok, two thoughts here. Since Suzie continues to socialize with Calvin, and eventually marries him…it only goes to prove that girls like bad boys from an early age.
And secondly…Calvin, I gotta tell you. What a complete waste of chocolate milk!
formathe about 2 months ago
Interesting. this would never happen in Canada. peanut butter is banned in schools in Canada including universities as they get paid by the head and do not want to lose the softies who are allergic.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 2 months ago
If some kid did that in my school I’d be on the floor laughing! I was raised with brothers cousins who cracked me up ( and got yelled at which made it even funnier!)
curtlyon19 about 2 months ago
I love that I can avoid all the words and know what he’s doing
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.
mindjob about 2 months ago
Let’s hope a peanut butter alien doesn’t erupt from his chest in the middle of class
ilovecomics*infinity about 2 months ago
Few strips literally make me laugh out loud. This one succeeded!!
Holden Awn about 2 months ago
My childhood memory is that Girls WERE weird…right up until that year when, strangely, suddenly, … they were not…
g04922 about 2 months ago
Does Calvin intentionally do this?? This boy is a bit ‘off’…
wiley207 about 2 months ago
Heh, Calvin should’ve saved that for April Fool’s Day! But Susie would probably still find it gross.
GoldLions Premium Member about 2 months ago
Bet one day Calvin and Susie will be married together. Lol. Will Hobbes be his best man?
bikerroel about 2 months ago
This was really funny the first 50 times I read it. OK, 51 and it still talks to my 6year old self.
anomaly about 2 months ago
Girls might be weird, but their peanut butter never attacks them.
bookworm0812 about 2 months ago
Uh, Calvin? Aren’t you hungry? Now you’ve destroyed the only thing you had to eat until dinner. You’ll be starving to death by then.
eric.franz.petras about 2 months ago
You always tease/gross out the one you love.
Doctor Go about 2 months ago
A few hours after Calvin’s experience with the facehugger…
billdaviswords about 2 months ago
One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes of all time.
mfrasca about 2 months ago
Fried peanut butter and banana slug sandwich.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
Why do I find it totally believable that Calvin’s mom might be trying to kill him?
KC135E/R BOOMER about 2 months ago
Yes, Calvin. Yes, they are. Even after they stop being gross and icky, they still are weird and think the same of you.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 months ago
Classic Calvin! I LOVE it!
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
It’s SO hard to get approval from women.
einarbt about 2 months ago
Yes, what is it with girls. Why so weird? Wonder if Hobbes can maybe put you right there Calvin.
Jonfield about 2 months ago
Servers down….again
rossevrymn about 2 months ago
So, GC is falling apart more, now, huh?
muminnek about 2 months ago
Do they have servers in Central Europe? Big water issues there.