I actually scored a touchdown that way once….our quarterback was about to get sacked. He tossed the ball straight up into the air (no idea what he thought he was doing). It came down right in my hands, and I’m going “WTF???” The other team charges at me, so I turn and run. I wasn’t even thinking about the game right then; I just didn’t want to get killed.
By sheer dumb luck, I just happened to be running in the right direction, and I still had the ball.
codycab about 8 hours ago
In the meantime, Calvin could be mistaken for the ball.
orinoco womble about 8 hours ago
This from the kid who invented Calvinball!
rasputin's horoscope about 8 hours ago
Calvin’s a natural for dodge ball.
snsurone76 about 8 hours ago
And until you have the protective gear necessary for that sport.
GreasyOldTam about 8 hours ago
Well, that’s why I never had a career in sports.
sandpiper about 6 hours ago
Cal kinda overlooked the fact that playing defense meant you go after the ball carrier instead of running from him
jonescientific about 4 hours ago
It’s good he has realized that already.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 3 hours ago
You’ll also need another six feet and 200 or so pounds.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Touchdowwwwnnn Bennngallls! Who Dey!
SquidGamerGal about 2 hours ago
But if you do that, Hobbes will seize the opportunity and have you for dinner!
BJDucer about 2 hours ago
When the ball is half the size you are, you begin to realize that maybe football isn’t your game. Perhaps table tennis???
rockyridge1977 about 2 hours ago
Well…..that is one way to look at it!!!!
uniquename about 1 hour ago
Perhaps you should ride your wagon over a cliff instead.
gantech about 1 hour ago
I actually scored a touchdown that way once….our quarterback was about to get sacked. He tossed the ball straight up into the air (no idea what he thought he was doing). It came down right in my hands, and I’m going “WTF???” The other team charges at me, so I turn and run. I wasn’t even thinking about the game right then; I just didn’t want to get killed.
By sheer dumb luck, I just happened to be running in the right direction, and I still had the ball.
Blu Bunny 37 minutes ago
You can be waterboy.
baskate_2000 30 minutes ago
Good thinking, because with the killer attitude of most sports now, it’s the only way to surive.