“Go forth and kill the Philistines. Kill the men, the women and the children. Kill their flocks, herds and fowl. Kill everything that breaths. Burn their cities to the ground, and then re-build upon the land.” Too dark, for a Wednesday??
Reminds me of sculptor Claes Oldenberg who would use materials like plaster of Paris or vinyl for the impermanence of the materials. As the materials deteriorated they added to the life of the sculpture in ways he could not have planned for. He sculpted a plaster hamburger with blow up vinyl French fries, and as the plaster crumbled or the fries deflated it changed the sculpture.
When I was a kid, I lived for a time in Oklahoma. We didn’t usually get much snow, a few inches most of the time. So when you tried to roll up a ball for a snowman, it would bring a bunch of dead grass and leaves. Sad-looking snowmen.
codycab 1 day ago
Hey! It was also warm yesterday. Calvin really is a dope!
dadthedawg Premium Member 1 day ago
Yeah, a genius has to die before getting recognized…..
BigDaveGlass 1 day ago
It’s snow good.
oldpine52 1 day ago
However, stupidity is often understood immediately.
Blu Bunny 1 day ago
But you can still make a good snowball to throw..
snsurone76 1 day ago
I wonder if that was Moe, offscreen. Naw—he wouldn’t speak; he’d just come over there and knock the snowman to flakes! And then, he’d beat up Calvin!
Blu Bunny 1 day ago
3rd panel reminded me of the rock group Evanescence song, Bring Me to Life.
Johnny Q Premium Member 1 day ago
Compare it to Hans Christian Andersen’s story “The Snowman”…
Gent 1 day ago
Ah the world is full of uncouth imbecile philistines.
Jayalexander about 23 hours ago
Mr. Snowman will be donating body parts to make the required retribution snowballs.
MayCauseBurns about 22 hours ago
Philistines get a bad rap.
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 about 21 hours ago
Orderly misconduct happens.
win.45mag about 20 hours ago
Our mortality is not a horror if we love God. Specifically, Jesus.
locake about 20 hours ago
Obviously it is not too warm to build a snowman, since he just built one.
tremaine53 about 20 hours ago
Who’s calling Calvin a dope, out of view in Panel #4? Susie Derkins? Miss Wormwood? Mom? The uncertainty has me on pins and needles.
baskate_2000 about 19 hours ago
Watterson is the only one who will ever understand you.
bbenoit about 19 hours ago
“Go forth and kill the Philistines. Kill the men, the women and the children. Kill their flocks, herds and fowl. Kill everything that breaths. Burn their cities to the ground, and then re-build upon the land.” Too dark, for a Wednesday??
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 19 hours ago
Too warm for Snow Goons. Too bad.
wotclaw about 19 hours ago
If it’s cold enough for snow, it’s cold enough for a snowman!
uniquename about 18 hours ago
It looks like he built a pretty good snowman to me.
rshive about 18 hours ago
Calvin should be a lecturer somewhere. He’s good.
ladykat about 18 hours ago
Don’t let that negativity impact your creative genius, Calvin!
Michael Helwig about 18 hours ago
Quite a vocabulary for a kid who can’t add 4 and 7.
rockyridge1977 about 18 hours ago
…………it is the beauty of creativity!!!!
royq27 about 17 hours ago
Calvin must study the dictionary…
g04922 about 16 hours ago
I wonder if Calvin understands all the words he and the concept he learned from the Encyclopedia?
John Jorgensen about 16 hours ago
And, since the whole point of this piece is that it won’t be around for long, it won’t be appreciated in later times, either.
txmystic about 16 hours ago
Maybe show the philistine that the temperature is just perfect for a slush ball…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 16 hours ago
“Evanescence.” Six year olds use that word all the time, don’t they?
Stonedog Premium Member about 15 hours ago
Reminds me of sculptor Claes Oldenberg who would use materials like plaster of Paris or vinyl for the impermanence of the materials. As the materials deteriorated they added to the life of the sculpture in ways he could not have planned for. He sculpted a plaster hamburger with blow up vinyl French fries, and as the plaster crumbled or the fries deflated it changed the sculpture.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 15 hours ago
Another reason I don’t like ‘post modern’ art.
johnec about 15 hours ago
It’s warm enough for a nice ice-ball, though.
Or do you just throw those at little girls, boyo!
mistercatworks about 14 hours ago
For big bucks, you have to duct tape it to a wall. :)
xref $6.4 million banana
lnrokr55 about 14 hours ago
Golly, and all this time I thought Evanescence was a band ! ;-)
Bilan about 13 hours ago
At least this snow man has a better fate than most of Calvin’s snowmen.
62kathleenhicks about 12 hours ago
Will Calvin ever be understood?
David Rickard Premium Member about 11 hours ago
Did Calvin change his name to Banksy in later years?
ComicKing456 Premium Member about 10 hours ago
But in the end its still a lump of snow.
Brian Premium Member about 7 hours ago
When I was a kid, I lived for a time in Oklahoma. We didn’t usually get much snow, a few inches most of the time. So when you tried to roll up a ball for a snowman, it would bring a bunch of dead grass and leaves. Sad-looking snowmen.
HodgeElmwood about 7 hours ago
I bet that loudmouth would understand a snowball to the head!