Close to Home by John McPherson for May 01, 2023

I guess the desert is where you would find “Hot Wheels”

Fun, fun, fun ’til daddy takes the T-bird away

Hit the gas. Or you won’t make it.

[ This highway adopted by the the ACME Corporation ]

Don’t trust GPS!

Please bring these to the Villages ASAP. They can’t figure out round a bouts

It appears that Bleeb’s entertainment experience will soon come full circle.

Hot Wheels Highway!

Wheeeeeeee!

Could be worse – could be a Moebius strip.

those should be at the bottom of every mountain road.

Where is it?????

Is Bleeb on vacation or something?

Who´s driving the car, Johnny Thunder?

Race ‘em or stunt ‘em… they’re HOTWHEELS!!

They better strap in!

Is that a round up?

Another example of being vertically challenged

Fasten your seat belts….here we go loop-de-loop!

Oh yeah. I almost forgot about matchbox tracks. One of the only miniature car tracks that actually worked for me. Also, the individual tracks made good pretend swords back when Robin Hood and Zoro were the master swordsmen, before Jedis and Samauri stuff came into fashion.

I don’t like rotaries. But this looks much worse.

I see you, you little devil!

Speed Limit – Minimum 140 mph

I love it!

Followed by a loss of lunch

Funny…

Hope theres nothing loose in that car

Why they make Hot Wheels undriveable.

I-17 between Flagstaff and Phoenix?

I think I’d take a detour.

My car wouldn’t have enough oomph to make this dangerous. It would just slide backwards a little, while barely slopping my coffee in the cupholder.

…and then a huge golf club comes down from the sky…

“Beep beep, beep beep, that car went ‘beep, beep, beep…’ "

Instead of slowing down, you need to speed up for this one.