Close to Home by John McPherson for May 10, 2024

What’s with the huge golf ball behind him?

Caddy cap and lightning rods

In Australia they hang down in a string to scare off the flies.

Golfers help me out, isn’t that too many clubs. Besides, one celebratory dance and he’ll be beaten to death by his own clubs. Lightning not withstanding.

Is that because, although he has drivers, he’s not helped by a caddy-lack?

His fancy hat won’t keep him from hitting his tee shot into the caddy-lake.

that thing must be hell on the neck

That must be a very heavy hat.

… and he’s licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations…

Proof that too much golf goes to your head.

But where does Glenn keep his balls? Oh Yeah!

Invented by a chiropractor.

Good for building neck muscles and avoiding a caddie fee.

“Have you ever wanted a neck like that of a defensive lineman? Good news, everybody!”

Are you sure that’s not Ron Popeil?

No. Just… no.

He must have a strong neck!!!

Ha! Proving once and for all that he is the alpha golfer.

His crowning achievement.

Glenn generates great clubhead speed.

Don´t lose your hat. If you lose your hat, you lose the game.

It’s his way of strengthening his neck muscles for a more powerful drive.

Caddy-Cap? Quick, copyright that, John!

Can’t wait to see the next PGA / LPGA tournament …

Hope that white sky isn’t followed by gray, then rain, then lightning.

If I had that on my head, “proud” wouldn’t exactly describe how I’d be feeling at that particular moment in time…

It’s a neck risk but I like it