Close to Home by John McPherson for August 07, 2024

Heading off future dates

Check please. And hurry!

Helen? She uses Uber as quickly as possible.

Yes.. not polite dinner talk here…

He professes to be a magician.

What’s on that waiter’s tray? Is it a cake made of black beans?

Helen is clearly wishing she was an escape artist.

Revealing too much about yourself too soon …

… is not a good move … definitely not the trick for a first date.

Bleeb isn’t fooled…

Little likelihood of a second date.

If you wanna see a real magic trick, watch Helen disappear!

I just lost my appetite.

" I´m a head hunter — thanks for making it easy".

Helen, you want a man who’s got his head on straight. The last thing you need is another headcase falling apart on you.

Wow, he’s GOOD! Helps to be a cartoon character, I guess.

Run Screaming !

What do I do??? I am going home!!!

Helen has decided that she will no longer do computer dating.

Here it goes! Down the old hatch.

Not much of a conversationalist. He’s terribly dull(ahan).

“What a coincidence, watch my disappearing act.”

Penn: “Wow, we really loved the act. We always love it when there is a bit of blood and gore to a trick, not just the usual Abracadabra, Hocus-pocus stuff. Teller really appreciated the way that the blood matches the color of the wine in the glasses, it’s a very Maskelyne touch, but we don’t think you fooled us.”

No more wine for him, please. It’s just going to his head.

He lost his head over her!

Does his job a lil **too well

She must be something…he lost his head, over her.

taking off my head for youuu, taking off my head for youuu, dating night, do it right (to the tune of Going Out of My Head Over You)