Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2012

Geez! What a dope!

He didn’t add heroin, but he did add cocaine (get it? “crack”?). Sorry.

That’s a good one. You, Pastis, are a funny guy.

I don’t care what anyone says; Pig is just stupid.÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷Don’t offer him a Coke, Goat.

Now that’s a good comic for a high school student’s T-shirt…order now!

That should really be a “Smack. . ..”

Crack is whack!

Juke…Pig stays away from the smack, even when he’s horsing around…

On the bright side: Pig is writing (!); Pig is against drugs; Pig is more assertive. On the dull side: Pig….

Boo!

where’s Rat? He’d say- “I wish I”d thought of that".

That dumb Pig has a mean left hook.

Hope he doesn’t want to take a bath with bath salts.

Lol

Shame Stephan that was way too obvious for you.

ThT gave me a good laugh this morning! Thanks Stephan

Violence is out of character for Pig.

facepalm

Laugh out loud, ha, ha, ha – excellent

LULA! (Listen Up Lance Armstrong!)

The detective in my mystery novel used that joke. It fell flat for him, too. www.amazon.com/Unthinkable-Penfield-Mystery-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B006QYVF8K

With Pig’s liguistic background I would imagine that his screenplay is a 30 second Enzyte commercial.

Poor Goat cannot win for losing, it seems. Perhaps he should consider a different Animal Farm? (I will be searching with him). Meanwhile, dear, passive Pig appears to have swallowed some Rat poison!

Just hilarious. The last person you expect to get violent. Glad to see he hates drugs too!

And the heroine’s name will be Mary Jane.

Woah! Pig just punched someone?

I find it ironic that the sound effect used was “crack” in a prelude to an anti-drug sermon.

@Goat:You’d better hope Pig doesn’t catch you with some grass.

apparently pig’ s never got a skag rush. heroin(e) is good for you.

This seems a bit aggressive for Pig.

I tried saying no to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen…

Hilarious! If the local paper had room for only one strip, Pearls would have to be it. You’re a funny guy, Mr. Pastis!

It is called that because it was made as a cure for morphine addiction – the “hero” drug. Now, they are trying to make drugs without a good feeling(or no feeling) that do the job.

Critics would think it was “the best story ever written” if he wrote it on crack or heroin…(Come to think of it, they might like it even better if he wrote it IN crack or heroin!)

Poor Goat!

Rat would be impressed…

LOL xxx

Good time for some product placement for COKE.

LOL!!

That Pig ain’t right.

Pig is a real swine.

More pun-ishment. Frank and Ernest will sue!!!! Or suuuuiiieeee Pig, Pig, Pig.

Pig hit Goat in the nick-o-time, before Goat could invite Pig to have some grass and relax.

put your nose where your mouth is… after all, that is how a pig eats.

I think pig is on something. His behavior is suddenly vlolent. Take note Moms and Dads. That’s a sign!

I hate people who pronounce heroine that way

Good advice for any aspiring writer

Yeah, but this strip won’t crack us up!

Seriously, how many times has Pig actually smacked someone? Even better, someone as innocent as Goat?

GO PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

Lesson learnt: Be more careful when naming drugs.