Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2012

I’ll take my check too, please!

I can barley stand it!

Rat will consider him a kindred spirit when they meet.

“even unto the yeast of these,,,”

Good head on him.

Frothy comments, too.

A load of <#> if you ask me.

wasn’t there a poet named william butler…oh, wait…that was “yeats”.

Little Bunny brew brew

he is richest who is content with the yeast

Hey, where’s Malt? He should check this out.

An alcoholic, trench-mouthed bunny! Just in time for Thanksgiving!Can I go with you, Goat?

“Pils” help me. I cannot “beer” the puns any longer. I am going to “Head” of to the pub now

… just one more..that’s a punny bunny if I ever saw one.

or hops could be drink non-alcoholic beer, the evil beer.

Hey, that bunny stole the perfect nickname for Rat. Guess we’ll just have to start calling Rat Yeast from now on.

Oh, he must enjoy a good IPA! Me too. Mmm, hoppy.

saw that one coming!

I need to call my wife “Chard” – laugh out loud

Where is" Plods"?.These comments go from bad to wort.

Puns are graded on the 3.2 to 6 scale.

Will this guy last, or will he get hopped???

He should have a beer bong like Toby the agoraphobic turtle.

Convenient how these conversations always start when Goat has finished his dinner. Cleaned off his plate really well, too.

Is Pig’s new friend, Hops, a bud-light?

He’s the Yeaster Bunny.

THey could have named him Mob Barley.

Daft question really wasn’t it, Goat?

LOL xxx

What’s a bunny’s favorite place to eat breakfast? I-HOP!

A farmer had an old horse out in the pasture.Trouble was, birds would build their homes in the hair on the back of the horse’s neck.So the farmer asked the veterinarian what to do.The vet said to just sprinkle some baker’s yeast on the horse’s neck.The farmer was skeptical but he went home and sprinkled some yeast on the horse’s neck, the birds flew away, and the horse was happy.The farmer went back to the vet and said, “It worked, but I want to know why?”The vet said, “Haven’t you heard, yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet.”

his wife’s name is Amber

rat and the crocs will love this guy!

i hop this is the last pun

A mere appetizer for the crocs, ear.

This reminds me of a T-shirt:“Peter Cotton AleNow With More Hops”

I would call someone yeast to see if I could get a rise out of them.

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.” (W.C. Fields)

Hmm… I know I’ve heard this gag before, but it was the other way around. Someone wanted a bunny or wanted to save a bunny from being killed and a condition that they had was to name the bunny “Hops” and feed it beer or something. :-s

I dedicated a HS English paper to Bud & Ginny. I thought it was clever, but English teacher didn’t.

trek has a yeast infection?

DId you hear the Energizer bunny finally died? Seems he wandered onto a commercial for home pregnancy tests.

Hops, have one on me:

Reminds me of when I was a kid, we had a pet rabbit named “Patches”. We called him that because he was always trying to quit smoking.

Wow. All these new archetypes of friends that is presented here, that I have never heard of and that I really wish I had as friends. Hehe.

It’s the yeast of his concerns!

I own a rabbit and that comic is mean. Bunnies hop around and are rather soft. And my rabbit is named Hershey.

He has a point. I’d hate to be called ‘yeast’. And not just because I’m a woman!