Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2012
Transcript:
"Andy Visits His Dad In The Hospital" Andy: Listen, Dad...I know we were never close. But I- Dad: Hand me the clicker, kid. I don't want to watch news. It drives me nuts. The whole world is nuts now. Andy: Here, dad...listen...I thought maybe we should try and talk. It's- Dad: Whoa whoa. Is 'Jeopardy' on? I don't want to miss 'Jeopardy'. Andy: Maybe closeness is overrated. Dad: And what's with all the buttons on this thing? It drives me nuts. The whole world is nuts.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
He likes Jeopardy, doesn’t want to talk about feelings, and thinks the world is nuts. A kindred spirit.
crrambo almost 12 years ago
kinda sounds like my family, I just found out my dad passed away, in 2002
cyberguy almost 12 years ago
Hope Andy recovers from this
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
Sounds like dad is beyond vegetable status.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I didn’t know Andy was my brother….
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Andy, hospital visits are overrated, as far as the visitor is concerned. Let Dad watch Jeopardy and you go eat some of that fine hospital cafeteria food….
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
This is almost exactly like the relationship between my dad and his father… Sadly, Grandad died back in ’09.
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
He’s right about the remote. Some have buttons whose function is a total mystery.
jackwolf almost 12 years ago
This isn’t funny, just sad. We’ve got enough sadness.
solarrhino almost 12 years ago
So dad is sick, and it’s all about Andy’s needs? Bah, selfish kids. I’d ignore him too.
PocketNaomi almost 12 years ago
Andy, sit back and watch Jeopardy with the old fellow. You can guess the answers out loud together and you’ll at least be doing something with him while you can.
Technoman almost 12 years ago
I love this strip. Reminds me of my dad who passed back in may. Thanks Stephan.
me almost 12 years ago
And yet Andy is always so happy!
SAINT12345 almost 12 years ago
Fathers seem to have kids just to shut up Mothers
flyfisher almost 12 years ago
Andy’s Daddy has Doggie Dementia
Sheryl D. Johnson almost 12 years ago
At least don’t put him back on the leash. It’s just toooooo sad. We have enough sad.
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
Andy’s dad reminds me of my mother… her happy place was her armchair with remote… I miss her…
alviebird almost 12 years ago
Tom and Jerry / Crambo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xGC9mNwTwQ
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Excellent artwork, SP; that little change in the shape of Andy’s eye in the last panel does a better job of conveying sadness than cartoon tears ever could.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Poor Andy… He’s too kind hearted.
xxx
Hoodude almost 12 years ago
Raymond’s dad….?
runar almost 12 years ago
I worked on the first computer version of Jeopardy. When I started the project, I liked the show. By the time I finished the game, I was sick of the show.
runar almost 12 years ago
Anybody else remember when TV remotes really “clicked”?
rolleg almost 12 years ago
“Nuts” is putting it politely.
k_sera almost 12 years ago
Phone call from Dad last night. “Hi, how’s it going? So, how’s your weather?” Love ya too, Dad.
alviebird almost 12 years ago
….been removed….
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Closeness is NOT overrated. Remote TV is.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
which is more complicated father-son or mother-daughter relationship?
7500edg almost 12 years ago
You’re also nuts.
AStarofDestiny almost 12 years ago
It saddens me to learn of so many strained family relationships. I am very blessed to have a close-knit family.
freeholder1 almost 12 years ago
This guy pressed the remote long ago.
bmw22202 almost 12 years ago
This is so sad…
pshapley Premium Member almost 12 years ago
So I move the mouse the wrong way and I get a full screen reason to never shop at Best Buy again. I hate those rollover ads!
Themanofoor54 almost 4 years ago
poor andy
Darkknight55 2 months ago
One time I was at Children’s Hospital (nothing serious, don’t worry) and I was trying to turn the TV in my room on. I kept pressing the button, and I couldn’t understand why it wouldn’t turn on.Turns out I was pressing the button to call a nurse to your room. That was awkward.