Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: How'd it go with show and tell? Danae: Well, it was going fine, then it took sort of a bizarre turn. Joe: Oh? What happened? Danae: Miss McGarry showed us how to work the hula hoop. Joe: I don't know whether to laugh or cry... Danae: We ended up doing both.
Can't Sleep about 12 years ago
This week’s strips are the most fun I’ve ever gotten from a hula hoop.
Linguist about 12 years ago
Wiley, you deprived us of the visual but imagining poor old Miss McGarry makes me want to laugh , and yes, shed a little nostalgic tear. Bravo !
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 12 years ago
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
that is a disturbing image. bet the paramedics put the teach on the traction board, and told her that she blew out part of her spine.
RetroJenny about 12 years ago
I wonder if she broke a hip. LOL
tripwire45 about 12 years ago
Will it ever occur to those kids that their grandparents really did have fun?
SoItBegins~ about 12 years ago
I saw that one coming!
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Poor grandkids.
markmoss1 about 12 years ago
More hips just makes it easier.
roctor about 12 years ago
Panal 2 and 3 are stunning.
gosfreikempe about 12 years ago
After seeing the photo from MadCow, so I am, Danae. So am I…
vldazzle about 12 years ago
I saw the teacher yesterday; this is a better fit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL-2zUiqFxU&feature=endscreen
puddlesplatt about 12 years ago
and then the bowel movement !
tinhutjohn about 12 years ago
Teachers…..God bless them all
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Miss McGarry is my new hero! That took real guts…and a few other things.
dabugger about 12 years ago
Yep, poor teacher; lets hope the students were tolerant and sympathetic. What will Danae get for a show-Tel grade?
Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago
When I was a little kid we had hula hoop contests in our town. I was pretty good at it but I recall the girls received the attention and the prizes. Wonder why?
Piksea Premium Member about 12 years ago
Darn! I was looking forward to seeing that.
scpandich about 12 years ago
When you think about it, a hula hoop is a good workout for your torso.
jahoody about 12 years ago
BRAVO for Miss McGarry….at least Danae knows how a hula hoop should be used, now. Will she try it next??
Seed_drill about 12 years ago
My 8 year old is wicked on the hula hoop.
Apparently, they’re big favorites among the hippies right now, too, judging by the number of them I saw at Floydfest this summer.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
didn’t the hula hoop was banned because some people thought it would lead to sex.
Dr_Fogg about 12 years ago
hip hop pop
fi10zrd about 12 years ago
Hey Dad – your newspaper will be gone soon, and the kids will never understand the concept of a manual transmission.
pcolli about 12 years ago
I was always of the opinion that the hoop craze didn’t last long becaused a lot of the girls suffered from spine damage.
Odd Dog Premium Member about 12 years ago
Merry X-Mass Try this one you can thank DAZZ for the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Kx4g5i4O5co&feature=endscreen
emptc12 about 12 years ago
There are a lot of funny, deep thoughts here. And all of them are as echoes from countless generations past as people see their memories and values become forgotten..It’s my experience that kids in general (up to a certain age – like 25) don’t believe their elders had any life. The World started with what the kids remember. .When I gave my son The Talk, he looked at me in astonishment and said, “Did you and Mom do that?!” Well, kid, I told him — you’re the proof of it..I’ve spent a lifetime accumulating attitudes, opinions, even jokes – only to find that when I share these insights and little pleasures with 20-somethings, I get a blank look. .And for my part: What’s with the tattoos? Oh, now it’s called body art. My uncles had battleship tattoos on their chests, anchors on their arms – that was gross stuff old people did. And young, attractive females cover themselves with it now. To use a texting term – WTF? These attitudes cut both ways, I guess..The last of the WWI veterans recently died. How much longer will those from WWII last? Viet Nam? Desert Storm? New Flash: 100 years from now, Seven Billion People Will Have Died! Well, duh..From the Isaac Watts hymn:.“Time, like an ever rolling stream,Bears all its sons away;They fly, forgotten, as a dreamDies at the opening day.”.Sorry, didn’t mean to be so maudlin. The holidays do it to me.
unca jim about 12 years ago
Omnius said;“I’m not sure if watching Danae’s teacher demonstrating the hula hoop was more funny than watching Crybaby Boehner getting his Plan BS thrown back in his face by his own party of sore losers.”
and I say;
Will you never, EVER tire of dragging dead skunks into the library? UPMO.
Mordy Levine about 12 years ago
my kids like to hula hoop while roller blading… any wonder as to why my beard is gray?
pcolli about 12 years ago
Why not have an audition at home?
fixer1967 about 12 years ago
http://youtu.be/ztXmzMvSXZ0
Now this is some one who knows how to Hula Hoop
prrdh about 12 years ago
What I say is, have the happy winter solstice festival(s) of your choice.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Three cheers for Mrs McGarry!….. Do hope she didn’t try the waist.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
I once had a fifth grade teacher names Mrs. McGarry — she was one of the nice ones. It’s sad that we can’t allow everyone in life at all ages to have fun without it disgusting so many people.
phoenixnyc almost 12 years ago
Gotcha beat, Danae. I had to sing at a Christmas party in college, and watch a bunch of middle aged women in dresses 20 years too young for them do a kickline to “Hark the Herald Angels Sing”.