Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 20, 2013

I’m sure you washed the underwear out before Frank got hold of them, didn’t you, Nancy?

And more good news: It’s Nancy’s “special time.”

You people are just sorta “ewwwwww”.

So much to look forward to in getting old.

LOL, now THAT was funny!!!

NEXT WEEK: Frank shaves Puddles to make himself a toupee!

I miss the good old days when Sunday strips were 9-12 panels

I wonder if Luann’s parents can afford LASIK surgery? Then Frank wouldn’t be doing stupid things while visually impaired anymore.

I’m sure the next panel is not suitable for children.

Would hand sanitizer burn your face? It doesn’t burn your hands. I don’t have any on hand (as it were) to try, so i don’t know. Toothpaste, now…THAT burns.

…Well, if Frank were quick on the whip, he could make it sexy tommorrow.

But Frank+Quick on the whip=Does not compute

Ah, right.

Trimming the hair around the temples of my glasses is a problem. I have to remove the glasses to get to the hair, but then I can’t see it.

You’re replying to Leviticus’s comment:

I miss the good old days when Sunday strips were 9-12 panels.I would tell you that Mr. Evans is slacking off,but the Sheriff gets upset with me when I say things like that, so I am not going to tell you.^^In reality, it has more to do with restrictions in panel size by the syndicates, Bill Watterson quit the biz, over it!

Nancy: “That reminds me, Costco has a sale on the big boxes of shredded wheat cereal today.”

thebird55 said, 2 minutes agoTrimming the hair around the temples of my glasses is a problem. I have to remove the glasses to get to the hair, but then I can’t see it.^^Yeah, shaving your glasses would be a pain, at that

Could be worse, could be an old left-over pair of Brad’s undies

“When you shave you can micro cut your skin.”

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He wouldn’t have been shaving at night, would he?

He couldn’t eat for a week, but he could whistle really well.

Great comments. Maybe the sanitiser was the only mistake. At least Nancy doesn’t wear Grandma panties like Bridget Jones.

Or maybe Frank the closet pervert is using this as an excuse to sniff panties…

Poor Frank can’t win today. It’s not all that good for Nancy, either, having her underwear used as a wash cloth….

Terrycloth underwear? The honeymoon is really over, man.

Ain’t like Frank hasn’t had his face where them drawres go anyway.

So?

why doesn’t she just say “panties”?

Nice cover story, Frank.

Any chance you do that all the time with her panties? Freak!

Is it just my imagination or has Frank lost 20 pounds?

Or is this a flash forward strip of Brad and Toni. Sounds like Brad.

Panties, oh yes, how could I forget.

Reminds me of the time we were keeping our grandchildren and my husband brushed his teeth with diaper ointment.

Frank looks just like Brad today.

“I just looked at the ingredients in the hand sanitizer …”

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Yes, but did you rub some on your face, Brdshtt? :-)

You’d think it would smell funny, too. The hand sanitizer, I mean.

“She is probably past the “special time’ of her life.”

Probably not, since she’s in her 40s. She was 42 when Luann was either 13 or 16, whichever, I forget, so she’s either 42 or 45. Or 47, if Luann’s 18. Unless she’s aging in Brad time rather than Luann time—or maybe she’s aging in Nancy time. Or in real time. Or not aging at all.

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What was I talking about? Oh, right, the ‘special time’. All things considered, she’s probably still menstruating in her 40s.

You’re replying to Wesley_B’s comment:

“Lasik Surgery”… It’s just as effective as eating soap to cure diabetes.^^I beg to differ, my Brother is an eye surgery laser technician/repairman and he says that laser surgery is quite effective, the real problem is that the surgeons don’t take the time to calibrate the machines properly! (Which means road trips for him) I can also attest to the fact that my Bro recommended the laser treatment to our Grampa, who after wearing glasses since the 1940s, was able to see clearly again without them at the age of 90!

Hehehe…. same thing happend to me when I turend 40… groan

I’m surprised he can’t tell the difference in texture between women’s underpants and a washcloth.

Lesson: Take a good look at the tube BEFORE your glasses come off! ;) Especially if you’re farsighted.

ps. You should see the incredibly creepy eye model my Bro has, it can be taken apart to show all the different components of the human eye

Dont look like bikinis there Nancy, maybe Boy Shorts?

Wait till you hear what he did with your tampon…

I’m waiting for the day when Frank brushes his teeth with Preparation H.

Giggle, giggle……that’s it, it is just darn funny! Now I can start my day off with a smile. :-)

Mmmm…. Panties…..On my face….Mmmmm…..

While everyone else is watching “Les Miserables,” Frank is going to see “Hair!”

Wait til he mistakes Super Glue for Preparation H.

Tomorrow, Frank shaves, with a can of “Cool Whip”

LOL Shades of Mr. Magoo!

Best. Not. Comment....ps,happy satisfied LASIK miracle customer here..

Yikes! Sorry Greg!

at some time in my life I decided that it’s more important to keep your glasses on……..ALL THE TIME

Frank already knew that!

a whole week of sunday strips . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Good idea. I have been looking at wearing sport shorts for underwear since I have not been able to find boy shorts that will not stretch out of shape on me after a few months of wearing them.

hmmm…kinky, this can lead to something interesting

Gross…

“Well, since you asked, I decided to take one for the team and try it.”

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Brdshtt! You rock! Thanks for the amazing, detailed report. I suspected hand sanitizer wouldn’t burn, because alcohol itself produces—as you have discovered—a mild cooling effect, upon drying, on intact skin. Remember having your skin rubbed with an alcohol wipe before a blood draw or giving blood? I was thrown by the “maybe he just shaved” angle, but our intrepid Brdshtt has managed to put it straight! Yay! Check your inbox for virtual cupcakes, guy. :-D

Now, as I said earlier, toothpaste…that burns. Too thick to mistake for lotion, though, even for Frank.

I’m still stuck on how Frank managed to use undies instead of a washcloth (now that the hand sanitizer issue has been resolved :-). Are the panties the same color as his washcloths? Same texture? Same thickness? Same…let’s face it…smell? Unless she washed them out, which I’d hope she did if they were hanging about in the bathroom…and then, you’d think they’d be uniformly wet/damp. Or, of course, the hand sanitizer smells stronger and he could be forgiven for not noticing a different bouquet on the panties. Anyway, I conclude that Frank KNEW they were her panties and =chose= to wash his face with them. Because Frank knows how to have a good time!

Re LASIK- not everyone is a candidate. They told me I would have to have glasses for distance, or glasses for close up- they could not give me close up to distant. Since I would still be stuck with glasses, seemed pointless to proceed.

That ain’t so bad, as long as it’s your wife’s…

It would probably burn me. I have very sensitive skin, and shaving leaves my face irritated to begin with. But we won’t find out, because I NEVER shave anymore.

Unlike some readers, I won’t get graphic with my comments. Not out of any moral outrage at what people are writing. I won’t make a graphic comment because it’s too easy.

Then,, Frank said in a loud voice…“Woof !”

I beg to differ. Had lasik 12 years ago and it changed my life. I still have 20/15 vision. Key here is…go to a good surgeon, not one of these guys that advertises on tv/radio.

Thanks for this hands-on report!!!

He could have found the lotion, THEN taken his glasses off… but I guess that would have ruined the comic. ;)

Does she wear terrycloth underwear?

Welcome to another chapter of:“SPIT-TAKE THEATER”

You’re replying to Dora Dingle’s comment:The only underwear I wear is swimwear (since 1994).^^So, what you’re saying is, you can take the girl off the swimteam, but, you can’t take the swimteam off the girl! ;)

that was funny first putting hand sanitizer on his face then wiping his face with underwear!!!!!!!!!!

Today’s strip was a litle raunchy for a family newspaper, but it sure made me laugh out loud. You go Frank!

He can’t feel the difference? What does she wear?

Telling the difference is missing the whole point. If Frank is a normal male, he would be happy to be using her underwear.

If he has them … what is she wearing under that robe?

nut n wrong wit dat!

Maybe that’s the way he likes it. ;-)

Ew!

If his vision is that bad, I think it might be time to invest in laser eye surgery.