Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. How goes it? Pig: Okay, I guess. I'm having some doctors meet me here about getting this mole removed. Mole: Hey! What the @*#@ are you doing?? Pig: I should have been more specific.
While I’m glad doctors now make house calls to coffee shops . . . I’m distressed to see that shop serving moles. They really are dirty customers. Always leaving worm parts behind.
maybe pig used a little “Pink-Out™” in third panel . . could have been a star-nosed mole like in LDL yesterday:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcDNGmHiddc . . . ☻
I seen it coming… and I still had to read it twice just to be sure that he actually did it…. only you Stephen could do that lol. Tell you uncle I said hi, hope his printer is still working
margueritem almost 12 years ago
I guess so…
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
Not a bad pun, Stephan — a horrible one!
paha_siga almost 12 years ago
As they all are, aren’t they?
But Pig has no mole in last picture, so obviously they removed that as well.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
In the first panel, I thought it was some speck of dirt on my screen. Then in the last panel, the mole Pig was trying to specify isn’t there.
corzak almost 12 years ago
While I’m glad doctors now make house calls to coffee shops . . . I’m distressed to see that shop serving moles. They really are dirty customers. Always leaving worm parts behind.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
moles, the bane of gardens.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Poor mole! Renditioned to some Black Hole, never to be seen again? (Come to think of it, actually, that might be just what a mole would want!)
PICTO almost 12 years ago
That explains the wax on his rabbit.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Doctors dumber than Pig, it’s amazing.
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
A chemist would ask: “A mole of what?”
rshive almost 12 years ago
You can do it cheaper than by using doctors, Pig.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Shouldn’t Dick Tracy be the one removing The Mole?!?
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Laugh out loud. Great stuff.
cork almost 12 years ago
I am cooking a mole today, pronounced moleh, mexican dish with chili and chocolate. Mole is a good pun for the day, more ways than one.
Kaputnik almost 12 years ago
At least he didn’t call a guy to whack a mole.
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
That mole might have become a problem later. Good to get rid of it.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
maybe pig used a little “Pink-Out™” in third panel . . could have been a star-nosed mole like in LDL yesterday:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcDNGmHiddc . . . ☻
dingoboy almost 12 years ago
That’s acute mole, reminds me of cindy crawford.
kwanza_30303 almost 12 years ago
Why are ENT specialists (as indicated by their head mirrors) removing a mole?
finale almost 12 years ago
No Government I.D.: not a CIA Mole.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I wonder if the mole was lame…even as lame as the “joke”
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Shouldn’t the mole be UNDER the table?
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Life lesson learned…
xxx
foxsinger Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I really should have seen that coming
7500edg almost 12 years ago
Poor, poor Mole
7500edg almost 12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/user/BowserBikeJustDance?feature=watch
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Doctors of Rodentology?
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
his name is Guaca
Firebird67 almost 12 years ago
Stop stalling Pastis, I need to know what happened to my role model, Larry. C’mon, give me something.
porkerroy almost 12 years ago
Groannn
big man almost 12 years ago
lol
Payrosren almost 12 years ago
I seen it coming… and I still had to read it twice just to be sure that he actually did it…. only you Stephen could do that lol. Tell you uncle I said hi, hope his printer is still working
Montaholic almost 12 years ago
Alternative punch line:
Next week I’m having them remove a hare.
hoodoo2 almost 12 years ago
The mole had it coming
PBSherm almost 6 years ago
And thus inspired United to start dragging passengers off flights.
huky about 4 years ago
i thought that was a speck on my screen-i spent 20 good seconds rubbing it…