Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2013
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February 20, 2013
Transcript:
Lemming 1: Okay, guys, this is it... The moment that we, as lemmings, fulfill our mutual suicide pact by each jumping off the cliff in quick succession. Fred, You start us off. I never did trust that guy.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Clever Fred!
OGeniusOne almost 12 years ago
“QUICK!!! Someone else jump off and claw holes in Fred’s parachute! How about you Bob!?!?!?”
zero almost 12 years ago
Not everyone needs a “golden” parachute…
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 12 years ago
Cult leader.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Fred didn’t reaize this was a suicide pact, he thought they were supposed to be BASE jumping.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Is Fred really a lemming? Maybe he’s an imposter, a gerbil-in-disguise, with a sneakily hidden parachute!
the burser almost 12 years ago
still can’t swim though!
finale almost 12 years ago
The last 3 feet really count.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Fred has the best attitude I’ve seen displayed in this strip in a long time!!
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Always have a backup plan.
JudyAz almost 12 years ago
“Fred has the best attitude I’ve seen displayed in this strip in a long time!!” — and the best altitude!
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
That’s why they call him ‘Fast Freddie’.
Potrzebie almost 12 years ago
Whatever happened to the out-of-control gophers or prarie dogs? I forgot how they got them under control.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Fred’s best friend is “Geronimo” . . . ☻
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Awe, chute….
rw1h almost 12 years ago
Fred Lemming cheated………
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
Fred was born to be a winner…
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Today’s comic was sponsored by Maxwell House parachutes; good to the last drop. =rimshot=
HankTheSock almost 12 years ago
Hahaha. I think Stephan is running all of these suicide strips separately to avoid any complaints. All I know is that I’d NEVER complain. If you don’t have good humor, you shouldn’t read the comics. Enough said.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Excellent strip!
xxx
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
“Fred lives to die another day!”
Today’s guest cartoonist: Ian Lemming
bmonk almost 12 years ago
So, are the other three lemmings the basher, miner and digger?
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Fred’s giving a one-finger salute too
milhouse.vh almost 12 years ago
@the burser, lemmings are strong swimmers
Snoopy_Fan almost 12 years ago
That’s okay, Bob… Fred never trusted you either. ’s why he brought along his parachute!
alantain over 1 year ago
His heart just wasn’t in it.
alantain over 1 year ago
His heart just wasn’t in it.