Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: Petey, whats that? Petey: Its an oral report for my social studies interactive verbal skill acquisition learning module on ancient Egypt. Alice: Oh! Read it to me! Petey: Ahem. "Ancient Egypt." an oral report by Peter Otterloop. In accent Egypt there were many deities. Petey: Like Ray, the sung god, who had a head like a falcon. Petey: And Hokh-Ptui, the water god, whose drooling created the Nile. Petey: Ancient Egyptians were rightly proud of there mummies, which were made by taking one high-ranking dead person, extracting his brains through his nose with a buttonhook, and stuffing him with mayonnaise and garlic, plus some expensive trinkets to impress the other mummies. Alice: That was great. Hey, do we have a buttonhook around the house? Petey: No, and I've looked everywhere.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
I have two that you can borrow.
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
Hokh-Ptui, the Water God, whose drooling created the Nile. [citation needed]
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Ancient Egyptians thought that the brain manufactured snot.
susanwobb almost 12 years ago
Petey seems to have the Verbal Skills Acquisition part of the curriculum nailed down hard.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Funny; I don’t remember ever reading before about Hokh-Ptui, though that certainly seems probable. But I’m almost certain the ancient Egyptians did not use mayonnaise in preparing their mummies. They were smarter and more refined than that.
neatslob Premium Member almost 12 years ago
This was always one of my favorites. Love Hokh-Ptui. And the thought of both Alice and Petey looking for a buttonhook kind of gives me the shivers – who do they intend to use it on?
scarbro almost 12 years ago
Funny to have both of them on Lio’s page.
T_Lexi almost 12 years ago
This one’s a classic : D I’m printing it out for the fridge door.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Fortunately this was an oral report and not Show and Tell.
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
ptui… on that!….just lost my breadkfast>>>>>>>>>
markjoseph125 almost 12 years ago
Remember that to adepts of other religions, your religion seems just as silly as this one (angry wizard in a magic garden with a talking snake, anyone?).And, there’s as much evidence for the existence of Ra and the rest of the Egyptian pantheon as there is for Zeus, Yahweh, Allah, Shiva, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster—which is to say, none at all.
Thehag almost 12 years ago
Never could abide the thought of button hooks after watching Sybil.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I hope Petey gets an A+ on his report.
Thehag almost 12 years ago
Love the Hokh-Ptui.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Isn’t Hokh-Ptui also the god of polluted streams?
LukeJavan8 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Lordy, I have a button – hook.
BenPanced almost 12 years ago
Ours is the One God!Ours is the Fun God!Ours is the Sun God!Ra! Ra! Ra, Ra, Ra!
Bubblebutt2 almost 12 years ago
This is my second favorite comic, after Calvin and Hobbs
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Buttonhooks were from the time of high-button shoes.
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I hate to say it, but this is surprisingly close to accurate!
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
Loved Ray, the Sun God, who had a head like a falcon. His head was like a falcon, not a falcon’s head. I’m sure the more literal of the Egyptians would have appreciated Petey’s take on the subject.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
I love this one.