Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2013
February 22, 2013
February 25, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: So you're saying that Cobra is the true heir to a nefarious pirate empire? Lady: There isn't much left. Madame poi sank most of the assets into trying to bring back coke 2. But with the right pirate queen and loyal intern, the sky's the limit. Rip: I thought after prison you were going straight. Lady: Yeah, straight back into crime.
SackofRabidWeasels over 11 years ago
And she was only a few credit-hours away from graduating, too.
Phatts over 11 years ago
how do you make a “ka bonk” noise?
Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
So much for reform.
LEOCSUTTERIII over 11 years ago
All y’all pray that Coke 2 NEVER comes back! Keep up the AWESOME work, Dan!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
I don’t think Rip’s much the intern type…
mabrndt Premium Member over 11 years ago
Catchy lyrics (a bit repetitive though); but I don’t remember it being a big hit for The Who.So why would anyone (even The Zombies … on second thought, not the band — actual Zombies) want to bring it back?
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Coke 2 is the only Coke product I ever liked. So of course they did away with it.
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
Crystal has already gone back into crime: she stole my heart! I adore her.
sckienle over 11 years ago
And Coke Classic isn’t. The whole Coke 2 “fiasco” was a way to change the formula without making it too obvious.
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Can he say that on the air?
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Don’t feel bad, Rip…If one of the past Phantoms can marry a lady pirate and turn out okay, then so can you.
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
That last panel cracked me up!