Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for April 07, 2013
April 06, 2013
April 08, 2013
Transcript:
Hey, dang kids just be gone and set not your feet nor ball upon my lawn Leave it to Mr. Barnaby to turn lawn care into a turf war.
DeaninAz over 11 years ago
Burma Shave ?
Michael Peterson Premium Member over 11 years ago
Leave out the “or ball” sign and it would nearly scan. Also drop “and” from the third sign and it would scan perfectly.
Olddog1 over 11 years ago
Angels who guard you When you driveAll retireAt 65
trimguy over 11 years ago
Farm Bureau has been using these signs, too.
Passing CarsWhen you can seeMay give you a glimpseOf Eternity
rlstephens57 over 11 years ago
This one is from the area where I grew up in Northern Arizona:“Elk are largeIn herds they runAcross the HighwayDon’t hit one!!”
celeconecca over 11 years ago
oh, he’s just trying to protect his grASS in case the kids get hurt on his turf
OldestandWisest over 11 years ago
If Mr. Barnaby was thinking of becoming a professional poet, I would suggest he keep his day job.
bunkie over 11 years ago
Burma Shave!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh he’s good.
Jkiss over 11 years ago
For some reason the Styx song Too much time on my hands comes to mind.
rekam Premium Member over 11 years ago
My first thought was Burma Shave too! They were fun to read with my mother as dad drove on a cross-country trip in ’46.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
We’ve made Grandpa look so youthful, his pension board thinks he’s untruthful – Burma Shave
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 11 years ago
Though I dugthe Burma-Shave ref.,The poem’s bad pacingLeft me deaf.
Yochanan204 over 11 years ago
Slow down, PaSakes alive.Ma missed signsFour and five.
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