Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2013
April 27, 2013
April 29, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip: It all started when I was a boy - I was on yet another top secret mission with my mom. Steve: I'm listening, mercenary swine! At first, I thought most kids my age spent their summer vacations running reconnaissance for their mother's top secret missions. Rip: You're good mama bird - move out! Mom had sno-cone juice in her veins - no job was too hard. We lived on danger and fun-shaped macaroni - those were good days - Good days - but like little Michael Jackson, I longed for a normal childhood - getting wrapped up in marvel's "secret wars" and getting sick on big league chew. Mom: On three we shut this poor excuse for an evil terror group down, eh, Rip? One-two- Rip: Mom, I want out! Shrapnel wounds and knife fights are only fun a handful of times. Mom: Aww, c'mon, kiddo. Cover mommy with the AK-47 - it's our favorite assault rifle.
Michael Thorton over 11 years ago
Hold on. Who’s this supposed to be?
Is Dr. Pain Rip’s mother or stepmother? And if the latter, who is this?
BenderSastre over 11 years ago
Just possible that is Dr. Pain. One stripe of black hair up the middle and the blonde could have faded to gray with time.
APersonOfInterest over 11 years ago
I’m really enjoying this. Thanks Dan.
ready.here over 11 years ago
A Sunday Rip is a great idea. Thanks.
kennowenster over 11 years ago
Rip and Sterling Archer could have bonded.
toonataco over 11 years ago
Great to have R.H. on sundays!
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Not a good time to quit, Little Rip.
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Can’t wait for more Sundays… I bought the book!
jeffhapp over 11 years ago
“…We lived on danger & fun shaped macaroni- Those were good days-” … Brilliant stuff Dan!
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
Marvel Secret Wars? Whew, what a reference! One of the early cross-title events and the only long-lasting effect happened to Spider-Man. Yep…Google that one.
billsplut over 11 years ago
Awesome! Dan is the master of the “multiple punchlines per strip”!
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Rip’s mom was hot even back them! Hooray for Sunday RIP HAYWIRE comics!
johnrussco over 11 years ago
the Sunday strip is awesome! DAN is the man.