Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2013

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    All Zebra has to do is outrun the bartender.

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    WoodEye  over 11 years ago

    Have her call you a taxi!

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Ok, “You’re a taxi.”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Push her into the water, Zeeba.

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Always be nice to your bartender…and your barber and your dentist and, well, be nice to everyone.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Zebra’s starting to look and sound like Bogart in one of those noir films, like Key Largo….

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    blunebottle  over 11 years ago

    OK, I vote for getting Zebra back to the mainland.

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    Mark Hanson  over 11 years ago

    Moving on…please…

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    John Falstaff  over 11 years ago

    Hey, zeeba—you ees paying for sociel activityes but you no getting theem! Geet you money worth! Geet een water weef sociel directer, hav some FUN!

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    mbreed184  over 11 years ago

    Yah, take load off you mind!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago

    @Wood Eye and @margueritem—Thank you. Gene Kelly and Donald O’Connor!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago

    @Sisyphos—Zebra looks a bit like “Bogie”, whereas that bartender looks NOTHING like Bacall!AND—Mr. Bogart never said, “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca or anywhere else! The real line, “You played it for her, you can play it for me. PLAY IT!” is much better!

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    corzak  over 11 years ago

    Zeeba should go explore the other side of the island.

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    knight1192a  over 11 years ago

    Sh’s still trying to force him to change his Yelp! posting. Push her in the water.

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    jessegooddoggy  over 11 years ago

    Please end this story.

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    flagfly  over 11 years ago

    They COULD tip over the wooden bar and float back, perhaps using the stool as a paddle.

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    duffer37  over 11 years ago

    If this same lame island gag is back tomorrow, I’m quiting this strip…

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    IgnatiaOrr  over 11 years ago

    Can’t he just shove the bartender in the water to appease croc?

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    Potrzebie  over 11 years ago

    ALl Zebra has to do is point out to LArry that he’s not a salt-water croc and can’t exist in the ocean. The logic of that will automatically kill him, then Zebra can use his carcass as a paddleboard to get home.

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    TTL  over 11 years ago

    Great, we now thanks to a fan have a way out for zebra!

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    And the phone is located??

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Oh this gets better and better for poor Zebra doesn’t it?

    xxx

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    Potrzebie  over 11 years ago

    LArry is so dumb, Zebra can fool him into thinking he’s a gator.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    I’ve never seen Zebra look so disheveled. And so unshaven.

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    ajComix  over 11 years ago

    Stephan: Cut. Next Act.

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