Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 29, 2013
Transcript:
Luann: "Hi, Gunther! What's up? You're a volunteer at drama camp, right?" Gunther: "I am. And I just saw Tiffany hanging all over Quill. How come YOU'RE not here?" Luann: "I didn't get in. They're hanging all over each other?!" Gunther: "No, Tiffany's the hanger. Quill just looks like an innocent-and annoyed-hangee" Luann: "Ok, innocent and annoyeed is good. Can you keep me updated, Gunth?" Gunther: "You mean like, daily?" Luann: "Or hourly"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Well, that answers our questions… Gunth is a multi-tasker…posing as a theatre costume designer (which is his real expertise…… but, with training from Frank… an undercover operative!!…
angel_9_lives over 11 years ago
tsk tsk Luann…it’s called “trust”. learn it or lose him :\
LouEthelip over 11 years ago
Why doesn’t Gunther simply have LuAnn hired as his costume designer assistant so she can do all the spying she wants?
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Good old Gunther would do anything!
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
@LouEtelip: Gunther is a volunteer, so LuAnn doesn’t need to be hired. Great idea!
Webber over 11 years ago
By-the-minute updates are on the way up from hourly.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh GREAT, Gunther’s a RAT.
It was BAD Enough that He’s a Seamstress. NOW it appears, He’s ALSO a SNITCH.
The REALLY Sad part IS He’s NOT Informing to cause a Rift between Lu and Mr. Perfect, but out of the Goodness of Heart, the POOR Sap.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I guess that we’ll be in the same boat as Luann… we’ll probably see the “ambiguity” (or non-ambiguity) drawn in the same perspective that Gunth will report it…. figuratively speaking, of course…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
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Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Frankly, MPQ looks a lot LESS annoyed than he did yesterday, maybe he’s starting to like the attention…just a little!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Okay, Luann still has phone privileges, she is not chained in her room, and Nancy is not standing next to her with a rolling pin in her hand. I guess she and Quill got away with the little bedroom escapade.^^Apparently Greg forgot to actually draw the “Nancy & Frank get lobotomies” arc, leaving it to us, to figure these things out, ourselves!
poochiewoochie over 11 years ago
Why doesn’t Quill grow a pair and tell the Leech to remove her sucker.
And we’re not the only ones that are surprised and wondering why Luann didn’t get in. Maybe Gunth can do a little snooping and find out why.
Hank1938 over 11 years ago
Next week – Quill chews his own arm off!
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
Gunther thinks she’s kidding until he receives Luann’s goodie basket which contains a single rice crispy treat and a bunch of cell phone minute prepaid cards.
blackielawless over 11 years ago
this comic strip should be made into a cartoon and movie.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“…Private eyes…. they’re watching you… they see your eve-ry move… "==“…I am the eye in the skyLooking at you…”==“…I saw you (and him… and him… ) walkin’ in the rain… you were holding hands, and I’ll never be the same…”==Etc….
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Cute that Luann has a spy working for her, sad that she needs one; alarming that this could signal the onset of a rift between Gunther and Rosa….
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
You’re a bad man.A very very bad man.Don’t stop now.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
“Okay, Luann still has phone privileges, she is not chained in her room, and Nancy is not standing next to her with a rolling pin in her hand. I guess she and Quill got away with the little bedroom escapade.”
T’would seem that way… we’ll know for sure when Lu and F/N have their next direct encounter.
As for this little “drama” unfolding, I hope Gunth doesn’t do something he’ll regret later. I’m really pulling for him and Rosa to be successful. Although I recall there being talk of Rosa going overseas for college and Gunth not being able to follow her there. I hope he can work it out. But any issues arising over this “moll” thing could kill that instantly!
loubarra over 11 years ago
What happened to the locked bedroom door thread?
johndifool over 11 years ago
She’s not the one he loves…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
It could also be said that this would answer if Luann is ever coming to camp, as she has Gunther committed to “watching her boyfriend for her”, and is “going to keep her posted”… two things that could seem to indicate that she either has resigned herself to not being there, or it’s not planned for her (by the strip’s creator) to make any appearance at the camp, outside of her maybe attending the production of “George”….
Waddling Eagle over 11 years ago
Hmm. If Greeneyes marries Quill, she is going to keep him on an awfully short leash.
And someone needs to explain “harassment” to Tiffany.
ewalnut over 11 years ago
I still don’t understand how Tiffany could get into the camp while Luann didn’t. Luann is the one who got the starring role in the school play.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Quill just needs to remove her (Tiffany’s) arm and push her away.”
Yeah. Its Funny: When Leslie Knox was ANNOYING Her, She didn’t like it Herself one bit. And Yet, in THIS Case a GUY this time (Mr. Perfect) seems FORCED to HAVE to put up with it.
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
That’s low Gunther. You’re reinforcing Luann’s lack of trust in Quill. She needs hourly spy reports? Give it up!
Train 1911 over 11 years ago
Oh how a cartoon wraps people minds
blackielawless over 11 years ago
me too.plus tiffany is a girl that knows how to have fun!
cruiserd over 11 years ago
Quill is too polite. Needs to shake loose.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“he has a needed skill, and it removes an additional cost from their balance sheet,”^Exactly!!! That’s the bottom line, literally and figuratively…..
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiffany will end up a pole dancer. She’s practicing on Quills arm.
Suleskarry over 11 years ago
Gunther isn’t being a spy. He called because he was genuinely concerned and wanted to know why Luann didn’t make it to camp. I doubt that he will actually make hourly reports. He’s going to be too busy. Also, remember there are a lot of other kids at the camp, Tiffany’s roommate will possibly be just like her in the ego department, but less clueless.Note what a poser the greeter was. The camp is probably going to encourage girls who are egotistical and vapid.
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
She just keeps that boob up against his arm, doesn’t she?
wiselad over 11 years ago
they need Ox to block also
luann is terrible over 11 years ago
Terrible comic. So poorly drawn and written. The color is bad, as well.
twinsoniclab over 11 years ago
Way to destroy a relationship? Distrust and having a spy report back to you.
Squoop over 11 years ago
Methinks Quill isn’t annoyed enough. He should shake Tiff off him and make it clear to her, in ways even she can understand, that he’s not interested and that his heart is elsewhere.
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Well…there’s actually an even easier way for Quill to get rid of her. And it’s what I might’ve done. Simply tell the staff of the Drama Camp that Tiffany’s been sexually harassing him.
Then you just LET her hang on your arm. And make sure you walk by a staff member. BAM. That’s the end of Tiffany.
Sangelia over 11 years ago
Gunther cares about his friends. and one of them IS Luann. He does not want her hurt. and something tells me that there will be a HUGE argument between fiff and Luann when the camp is over.
montylc2001 over 11 years ago
guess we are about to see how Luann does in a catfight.
krelboyne over 11 years ago
Gunther will make a great Gladys Kravitz.
curmudgeon68 over 11 years ago
Go away.
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
Why didn’t Luann sign up to volunteer?
nutmeg33 over 11 years ago
Why doesn’t Luann just volunteer too? Maybe as Gunthers assistant, or Quill’s dialect coach?!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Tiffany has an empty center and is trying to find some way to fill it.^^She also has an empty cranium
lmonteros over 11 years ago
I think Luann’s getting a kick out of seeing Tiffany frustrated by a great-looking guy who actually prefers Luann. And I’ll bet by the end of next week, Luann gets into drama camp. She’s a better actress than Tiff.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 11 years ago
Tiffs behavior makes me ill. Girls like her are the reason I got messed up as a kid. I’d walk away form any guy they tried to take away from me simply because I knew it meant a physical altercation
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Uhhhhhh, NO,
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I still think Tiff fiddled with Luann’s acceptance letter…
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ha ha, good one Dave!
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Luann has been comparatively under control with the jealousy recently. She may, however, want constant updates just because she is feeling left out.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
" Tiff would be miffed and would probably take it out on Luann somehow, after the drama camp ends."-Luann can take it and dish it
lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago
Imagine that rotten Luann wondering what sweet Tiffany is doing with her pretty nice boyfriend.
fredville over 11 years ago
…..suddenly Luann is transported to the real world, and Quill takes up Tiffany on her offer while wondering what the heck he was thinking regarding Luann in the first place….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“The Hotel "^(XD)
Timothy Kietzman Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sheesh Luann… Give your lover the benefit of the doubt will ya?!
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
Go away, troll
DRock1042 over 11 years ago
Luann needs to go to camp and tell Tiffany to get her rat claws off her man