Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 04, 2013
August 03, 2013
August 05, 2013
Transcript:
Knute: "I just decided my future! I'm gonna be a fashion photographer so I can look at beautiful women!"
Crystal: "You have me to look at"
Knute: "There's really no good response here, is there?"
Crystal: "Not if you value your future"
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Actually, I was looking the other day at another encounter from 2010, with Knute and Crystal, at the mall… he kinda asked her out, saying: “You wanna go out sometime?”… to which she asked: “Are you asking me on a date?”… and then he asked: “Why do girls have to make it so complicated?”… her response? “Because we’re worth the effort”… when he did “resign” himself to do it, she “turned him” down… ==a few strips later, the arc continues: “Sorry I gave you a hard time…. yeah, we can go out”…. to this, Knute responded with a "Yeah, boy! Whoo-hoo! (or a loose approximation) and paraded off, exclaiming of her answer to whomever would listen.. Tiffany asked her… "what about getting the time and place together? " to which Crystal responded: “For guys, it’s all about the conquest”…. ==Seems that she’s just like a sleek sports car or touring car, with 0-60, and Knute is more like a “Chevy Nova” (not equating for ‘brains’, here…), and Crystal seems to revel in letting him ‘catch up’ to her, just long enough to make sure that he’s still interested, before “vroom vroom”…. pulling off, again… she seems to enjoy the chase, and in some ways, maybe she feels that she has to keep him at a certain distance, in order to ‘keep the flame from fizzling out’. in her estimation… that if she accepts his ‘advances’ too quickly, without much ‘effort’, that either she’d seem vulnerable (which would be the opposite of how she likes to portray herself), or perhaps afraid that the ‘romance’ would die out so quickly… ==They are indeed …. intriguing …
Maybe, on the store radio, “Photograph” by Def Leppard is playing…. ==You know, there are many “picture”/“photograph”/“model” songs out there, by modern day artists, as well as many from the past…
Yeah Crystal is drop dead gorgeous. I sense some mutual affection – and a little game-playing – however Knute doesn’t know how to handle a serve very well.
You’re a good start, Crystal, but there are others that try to look as beautiful as you, and I should capture their image to prove that you are the most beautiful creature in the world.
I don’t think Knute considered himself to be the exclusive boyfriend of Crystal….more or less, to be just an occasional companion. The word ‘steady’ seems to be filtering through his mind at the moment. Perhaps this situation will lead to their ‘breakup’ in the near future. Hmmmm.
Actually, I like the way Crystal brought her thoughts on this subject of their relationship out into the open….quietly and affirmatively. Should be interesting to see if Knute backs away from the topic.
I notice Homer Simpson on the first shirt and Goofy on the second. I wonder if this is the creators subtle way of paying honage to two great comic creators: Walt Disney who is already past and Sam Simon, co-creator of “The Simpsons”, who is sadly dying of cancer and giving away his fortune to charity.
I believe the artist is having fun with us this morning. The drawing on the front of the grey T shirt changes three times. Very Funny Greg, Very Funny.
Okay , then…. maybe another choice apart from the ones suggested to be playing right now (possibly ironically over the store system) could be “Enjoy the Silence” by Depeche Mode… especially because it seems that words will “only do Knute harm”….Lol!
Actually, fashion photography might be a good career aspiration for Knute. He’s shown interest in photography before, and he likes beautiful women. Crystal does him a disservice by not picking up on the positives here, i.e., Knute expressing interest in a reasonable career. She could offer to model for him if she’s jealous.
Such a contrast from Rosa and Gunther poring over college-bound material together in the library.
Anyone else Knute somehow looks better than usual? I can’t pin anything down, but he looks more “presentable” than usual. Perhaps he’s getting an upgrade::
I never said legitimate son… he has more than Frank’s nose, he has his entire face and body type; I think Knute’s Mom has some ’splaining to do, to his “Dad”!
“You won’t be beautiful forever.”-“You may dump me and so I need a backup plan.”-“Thanks to you, I’ve grown accustomed to seeing beautiful women but only fashion photographers come close to seeing beauty such as you exhibit.”-“Yes, but I prefer redheads.”-“And thanks to you, I believe I can do them justice because I won’t be caught up in their beauty because it can never compare to yours.”-Yep, that’ll do it.
Knute, you’re an idiot. Crystal is beautiful and she just left you an opening. Although, in the third panel, he appears to be (maybe) noticing how pretty she is!
The reason there is no good response is because it’s Crystal. She speaks in traps a lot. If he admits to noticing she’s beautiful she’ll nail him for being shallow, if he tries to play it cool she’ll pretend to have hurt feelings. Either way she won’t actually be to hard on him because she knows perfectly well it’s a trap. But she will like it better that he recognized the game and refused to play.
Knute, you’ve shoved your foot so far down your mouth, it’s going to come out on the other side of China (or whatever place is directly under Pitts)! Today’s comic does seem to show that Knute “Might” have a chance with Crystal if he can get that foot out of the caverns of his mouth…quick, find your digital camera and say I’m going to take a picture of the Most Beautiful Woman in the world, and Do it! ;)
Although Clear seems a nice choice in that it would fit her dual personality… she likes to be mysterious and not forthcoming (the interesting irony of Clear), and yet she looks for such honesty in others…..
Crystal Ball.goth – a person who likes to dress and act differently to the other people in society, normally in black but some like much brighter colours. They tend to be thinkers and more often than not quite creative. They have a satyrical sense of humour, and are able to laugh at both themselves and other people. They listen to and appreciate all sorts of good music. They can be gay/depressed/weird/mentally disturbed, but more often than not they are just normal people.
True… ==Though I think she could have ways of making points, even without always speaking… like letting them give themselves enough rope…kind of the same way she does with Tiff…..
Yeah, I remember that somebody did…==I do think, though, that Blue could be distinctive enough to be a separate mention, so there could be CBP as one, and CB, another….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Framed….
egag21 over 11 years ago
How ’bout, “I could photograph you.”
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Apparently, Crystal cares for Knute, more than she (usually) lets on
seyleigh over 11 years ago
I’m confused, are they together or are they not together? Either way, I hope there is more to Knute than toilets!
KiKidk over 11 years ago
Anyone else notice that Knute has 3 different shirts on??
ILuvLu over 11 years ago
shirt has a different cartoon dope on it in each frame~~~~~~~~~~~~~~That’s happened before.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Anyone else think that Knute may be Frank’s long lost son? :p
watmiwori over 11 years ago
Not if you value your family jewels….
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Um. I don’t get why there’s no good answer. She’s beautiful, he can look at her. All he has to do is agree.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Crystal’s response =is= interesting, though—she sounds like a girlfriend here.
BenderSastre over 11 years ago
“indeed, Crystal. indeed. May I photograph YOU?”
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
No problem with looking at Crystal!But I don’t know what she sees in Knute….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
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JayBluE over 11 years ago
Actually, I was looking the other day at another encounter from 2010, with Knute and Crystal, at the mall… he kinda asked her out, saying: “You wanna go out sometime?”… to which she asked: “Are you asking me on a date?”… and then he asked: “Why do girls have to make it so complicated?”… her response? “Because we’re worth the effort”… when he did “resign” himself to do it, she “turned him” down… ==a few strips later, the arc continues: “Sorry I gave you a hard time…. yeah, we can go out”…. to this, Knute responded with a "Yeah, boy! Whoo-hoo! (or a loose approximation) and paraded off, exclaiming of her answer to whomever would listen.. Tiffany asked her… "what about getting the time and place together? " to which Crystal responded: “For guys, it’s all about the conquest”…. ==Seems that she’s just like a sleek sports car or touring car, with 0-60, and Knute is more like a “Chevy Nova” (not equating for ‘brains’, here…), and Crystal seems to revel in letting him ‘catch up’ to her, just long enough to make sure that he’s still interested, before “vroom vroom”…. pulling off, again… she seems to enjoy the chase, and in some ways, maybe she feels that she has to keep him at a certain distance, in order to ‘keep the flame from fizzling out’. in her estimation… that if she accepts his ‘advances’ too quickly, without much ‘effort’, that either she’d seem vulnerable (which would be the opposite of how she likes to portray herself), or perhaps afraid that the ‘romance’ would die out so quickly… ==They are indeed …. intriguing …
fuzzyimages over 11 years ago
A guy who likes to shop with his lady in women’s clothes? I see whose in charge here.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
She seems to like having him in corners… he seems “framed” by his own words, this time… and she’s not letting him off the hook, so easily….
blunebottle over 11 years ago
I have to say, I am often impressed with the Crystal character……..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Maybe, on the store radio, “Photograph” by Def Leppard is playing…. ==You know, there are many “picture”/“photograph”/“model” songs out there, by modern day artists, as well as many from the past…
kenhense over 11 years ago
Yeah Crystal is drop dead gorgeous. I sense some mutual affection – and a little game-playing – however Knute doesn’t know how to handle a serve very well.
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
You’re a good start, Crystal, but there are others that try to look as beautiful as you, and I should capture their image to prove that you are the most beautiful creature in the world.
fredville over 11 years ago
……what does Crystal see in Knute? Hey, this is Luann-land, where EVERY couple consists of one hottie and the other one blah or worse, lol..
kfccanada over 11 years ago
I don’t think Knute considered himself to be the exclusive boyfriend of Crystal….more or less, to be just an occasional companion. The word ‘steady’ seems to be filtering through his mind at the moment. Perhaps this situation will lead to their ‘breakup’ in the near future. Hmmmm.
Actually, I like the way Crystal brought her thoughts on this subject of their relationship out into the open….quietly and affirmatively. Should be interesting to see if Knute backs away from the topic.
YankeeFan56 over 11 years ago
Personally, I think Crystal is this strips #1 hottie. Knute is a very lucky guy.
Hank1938 over 11 years ago
The boy is not as dumb as he looks!
Tinyman over 11 years ago
4th panel
Otera over 11 years ago
you mean panel four! Panel three is Goofy!
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well Knute, LOOKS like You’ve been “CLAIMED” by Crystal.
The only thing left is for Her to do is to DRAG You off to Her Cave, You Lucky, Under – Achieving, Waste of Tax Payer Dollars, You.
SharkNose over 11 years ago
If Sally Brown were here, she would yell to Knute, “Kiss her, you blockhead!”
Anne1964 over 11 years ago
I notice Homer Simpson on the first shirt and Goofy on the second. I wonder if this is the creators subtle way of paying honage to two great comic creators: Walt Disney who is already past and Sam Simon, co-creator of “The Simpsons”, who is sadly dying of cancer and giving away his fortune to charity.
PMark over 11 years ago
I don’t recall Crystal wearing that short of a skirt before.
Terrywoebegone over 11 years ago
Homer becomes Goofy becomes Knute. He’s seeing if we’re paying attention.
schmid13 over 11 years ago
“Moment of intelligence here.”
Sorry, but it was a very dumb reply.
animemom over 11 years ago
Actual the fourth one.
thyasyn over 11 years ago
He should have said, “Yeah, but I don’t think one model is enough to start an agency.”
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
Already, she’s got her hooks into him. She’s bitten, and he’s been poisoned.
jimnanc over 11 years ago
Fast change artist with the t-shirts; different characters on all of them.
Rwill over 11 years ago
“Yeah, but I wouldn’t get paid for looking at you.”
That would be sure to keep him out of trouble. ;p
Talker123 over 11 years ago
I believe the artist is having fun with us this morning. The drawing on the front of the grey T shirt changes three times. Very Funny Greg, Very Funny.
krelboyne over 11 years ago
She didn’t let him finish. Knute meant to say “look at beautiful women in clothes that would look way better on me!”
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Okay , then…. maybe another choice apart from the ones suggested to be playing right now (possibly ironically over the store system) could be “Enjoy the Silence” by Depeche Mode… especially because it seems that words will “only do Knute harm”….Lol!
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Knute is caught in a similar lose-lose situation as the average husband who is asked by his wife, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
weblais over 11 years ago
I think that when we see Crystal and Knute, we are also seeing Nancy and Frank at that age.
mitachondria over 11 years ago
Who says they want to photograph beautiful women to the girl he likes?
ACTIVIST1234 over 11 years ago
Jim, thanks for pointing out the changing t-shirts are back! Freud lives. (Thanks Team Evans)
rmtc43 over 11 years ago
Very clever use of the T-shirt art, goes with the thoughts.
rcerinys701 over 11 years ago
Ah Knute can be taught.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Actually, fashion photography might be a good career aspiration for Knute. He’s shown interest in photography before, and he likes beautiful women. Crystal does him a disservice by not picking up on the positives here, i.e., Knute expressing interest in a reasonable career. She could offer to model for him if she’s jealous.
Such a contrast from Rosa and Gunther poring over college-bound material together in the library.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Maybe Tiff can practice modeling (tastefully) for Knute, who can practice fashion photography with Tiff as a model.
bronzeskater over 11 years ago
Anyone else Knute somehow looks better than usual? I can’t pin anything down, but he looks more “presentable” than usual. Perhaps he’s getting an upgrade::
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Crystal is showing more skin than usual with her outfit in this comic strip^^Her normal outfits would be rather hot to wear in mid-summer
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Sorry Donny, I don’t want to get banned , so a quick death for Quill is something you’ll have to imagine, for yourself
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I never said legitimate son… he has more than Frank’s nose, he has his entire face and body type; I think Knute’s Mom has some ’splaining to do, to his “Dad”!
Hunter7 over 11 years ago
Knute plays it safe. .but what is cool for today is his shirt. From Homer, to Goofy to Knute. Nice designs. And it gives another take on Knute’s mind.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Apparently, Crystal cares for Knute, more than she (usually) lets on
Excuse me, be back in a minute, I have to go throw up right now.^^LOL Lev, it’s almost as bad as Luann and Mister Perfect, isn’t it?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
“You won’t be beautiful forever.”-“You may dump me and so I need a backup plan.”-“Thanks to you, I’ve grown accustomed to seeing beautiful women but only fashion photographers come close to seeing beauty such as you exhibit.”-“Yes, but I prefer redheads.”-“And thanks to you, I believe I can do them justice because I won’t be caught up in their beauty because it can never compare to yours.”-Yep, that’ll do it.
Tocsik over 11 years ago
Knute, you’re an idiot. Crystal is beautiful and she just left you an opening. Although, in the third panel, he appears to be (maybe) noticing how pretty she is!
seyleigh over 11 years ago
Lovely. Skateboards+clean toilets+goofiness+ a dash of chivalry = Knute
sarafaye over 11 years ago
The reason there is no good response is because it’s Crystal. She speaks in traps a lot. If he admits to noticing she’s beautiful she’ll nail him for being shallow, if he tries to play it cool she’ll pretend to have hurt feelings. Either way she won’t actually be to hard on him because she knows perfectly well it’s a trap. But she will like it better that he recognized the game and refused to play.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I’m glad to see that Crystal does own some summer clothes.
ChrisV over 11 years ago
Eh, Crystal’s okay, probably the best Knute can do anyway.
junemmoffatt over 11 years ago
The good answer is: “You’re right!”
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
Knute, you’ve shoved your foot so far down your mouth, it’s going to come out on the other side of China (or whatever place is directly under Pitts)! Today’s comic does seem to show that Knute “Might” have a chance with Crystal if he can get that foot out of the caverns of his mouth…quick, find your digital camera and say I’m going to take a picture of the Most Beautiful Woman in the world, and Do it! ;)
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Along with yours and Lev’s, I’d like to add: Crystal Stream…. =And there’s already a lot of Crystal Waters, so I wouldn’t want to add that…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Although Clear seems a nice choice in that it would fit her dual personality… she likes to be mysterious and not forthcoming (the interesting irony of Clear), and yet she looks for such honesty in others…..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Could also see the name “Crystal Blue”…..
andymeijers over 11 years ago
Wonder what she looks like without the five pounds of makeup and hair gel?
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Crystal Ball.goth – a person who likes to dress and act differently to the other people in society, normally in black but some like much brighter colours. They tend to be thinkers and more often than not quite creative. They have a satyrical sense of humour, and are able to laugh at both themselves and other people. They listen to and appreciate all sorts of good music. They can be gay/depressed/weird/mentally disturbed, but more often than not they are just normal people.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
True… ==Though I think she could have ways of making points, even without always speaking… like letting them give themselves enough rope…kind of the same way she does with Tiff…..
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yeah, I remember that somebody did…==I do think, though, that Blue could be distinctive enough to be a separate mention, so there could be CBP as one, and CB, another….
sjsczurek over 11 years ago
Knute can answer whatever he likes. If she doesn’t like his answer, too bad.
Crystal does not own him any more than he owns her.
JohnsR676 over 11 years ago
Love how the graphic on Knute’s t-shirt keeps changing.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Sorry! I totally overlooked the pun… and for me, that is a crime!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Yeah, I had to find a leg extension, so I could “kick myself” for missing that nice pitch right down the middle!…….
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
I like how he has a different face on his shirt in each panel.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I do appreciate the pardon, sir!…
CartoonsRock over 11 years ago
There is a good answer for it, ’then you can be my muse, Crystal"
InColorado over 11 years ago
But … I wouldn’t get paid to look a you!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hmm… Crystal is showing more leg than ever before except for the first strip she showed up, in wearing a bikini, where Luann almost drowned.
Attila The Voice! over 11 years ago
I KNEW IT, They’re an item!!!! She cares for ya dude, quickly, say ‘you are my skater and I, your skateboard. We ride as one’
Scorchwave over 10 years ago
The picture on his shirt keeps changing!