who gets the check?
My dad.
Seriously?
You're a millionaire.
you are too.
But Im not a bazillion gazillionaire!
Clarence can you come yo the coffee shop with five bucks?
That really grinds my beans … ==A few ways to look at this one:Joe (the drink, compared as if a person) is expensive and perky….-This is a “rich person problem”….-Or Coffee will replace the Dollar as the new standard…
Two things:Why not get a separate spending card (to those who spoke of security risk)And…how can you get out of a coffee shop with only paying five bucks??!
There actually was a Guinness record for the most miserly person… she got by on cold oatmeal each morning, literally saved every penny, and did not spend money on much, if at all… she was a millionaire, but she never seemed to enjoy any part of her money, before she passed….
I would imagine some currencies are so inflated that there are already some trillionaires, maybe with Kwanzas or some such currency.I remember when the Cruzero went to 2000 per dollar. I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire if I had just thought in Cruzeros.
It should be “I’ll pay it”, “no, I’LL pay it!”…shoulds aside, it’s easy to see the difference between the very rich and the not so rich…the former hang on to every penny, and the latter like to share theirs.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
That really grinds my beans … ==A few ways to look at this one:Joe (the drink, compared as if a person) is expensive and perky….-This is a “rich person problem”….-Or Coffee will replace the Dollar as the new standard…
Zorro1950 over 11 years ago
For. Like paying for their drink.
Isn’t that what the %$#@ [stupid word use alert] “posse” is for?
Gracias,
Glenn
jimshari over 11 years ago
Two things:Why not get a separate spending card (to those who spoke of security risk)And…how can you get out of a coffee shop with only paying five bucks??!
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Stuff rich people say:
1. Whats a quarter2. Wait they make bills under $1003. Im rich baby
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Just a cheap bugger
Potrzebie over 11 years ago
No tip I bet. He could leave an autograph though.
catzilla23 over 11 years ago
Football player a millionaire I can understand. A preacher who put 10 kids through college having more than lint in his pocket is hard to swallow.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
There actually was a Guinness record for the most miserly person… she got by on cold oatmeal each morning, literally saved every penny, and did not spend money on much, if at all… she was a millionaire, but she never seemed to enjoy any part of her money, before she passed….
Jessica_D over 11 years ago
I thought the joke here was that he is his father’s son (both extremely frugal).
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
I would imagine some currencies are so inflated that there are already some trillionaires, maybe with Kwanzas or some such currency.I remember when the Cruzero went to 2000 per dollar. I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire if I had just thought in Cruzeros.
ORMouseworks over 11 years ago
It should be “I’ll pay it”, “no, I’LL pay it!”…shoulds aside, it’s easy to see the difference between the very rich and the not so rich…the former hang on to every penny, and the latter like to share theirs.