Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2013

Well at least there are some standards.

With a pool like that, nobody will know if you..

Down by the steps, and get some Coors Light trunks, for ^%#% sakesSays Rat.

Considering what some people do in pools, this could be a never-ending cycle; suck it in, let it out, suck it in, let it out…

Is the happy beer can running for its life Beer Land’s mascot?

a good lager doesn’t…

Where are the Crocs ? Perhaps at the bottom of the beer pool drinking there way up ? Larry and Bob do like beer “=” !

Bletch!This is too gross for comment. Drinking the pool’s contents?! NEVER!

Light beer??? I’m cancelling my trip.

The color of the beer they are spitting out is red???

bigger question, where can one vomit because of drinking too much?

Strows for beer??? :(

maybe rat should make a couch-potato land, with endless tv and cokes and FOOD!!! :D

That’s beer? It looks like something else.

Beer 30 and Keystone Ultra Light.

My very German grandmother would always tell me that American beer tasted like monkey pi$$. This just proved her theory!

After the first 20 minutes drinking in the pool, you don’t notice that the beer is flat and chlorinated.

Sorry, but there isn’t enough chlorine in the world….

Perfect endless body fluid recycling…

As gross as I can be even I have standards.If it ain’t Stella Artois I am not going in.

@Alexikakos – but he did get out three times to go to the bathroom

With a name like “Beerland”, why would you take you kids in the first place? That’s like going to an “adult” shop and being mad about them selling porn!!!

The most appropriately named beer is Iron City. Tastes like rust.

As they said on Monty Python, American beer is like making love in a conoe, --ing close to water.

Eww.I’ll stick to whiskey.

Oh this is wrong on so many levels.

What do people in that pool do for pretzels?!?

Don’t argue with him, Goat.Rat ALWAYS must have his own way.LOL xxx

All together now … EWW!

If the water you are in begins to feel warmer than usual and some one is near you. They just pee’d.Not as good though as Baby Ruth candy bar in the pool (Caddyshack classic)

People always dog American beer… well here are some stats form the World Beer Cup Champions. Notice Germany only took one World Title… the rest were American.

Champion Brewery and Brewer AwardsWorld Beer Cup Champion Brewery and BrewmasterSmall Brewing CompanyBrauerei Michael Plank, Laaber, Germany

Michael PlankWorld Beer Cup Champion Brewery and BrewmasterMid-size Brewing CompanyFirestone Walker Brewing Company, Paso Robles, CAMatthew Brynildson

World Beer Cup Champion Brewery and BrewmasterLarge Brewing CompanyAB InBev, New York, New YorkClaudio Ferro

World Beer Cup Champion Brewery and BrewmasterSmall BrewpubIron Hill Brewery & Restaurant – Media, Media, PAIron Hill Brewery Team

World Beer Cup Champion Brewery and BrewmasterLarge BrewpubPelican Pub & Brewery, Pacific City, OR

Furthermore, out of 95 categories being judged, 68 gold medals were given to American brewries while only 7 were given to German brewries (all 7 of those were European /German style) and just so you know American cities took 7 golds in the German style also.

Whre are the Crocs? Mr Pastis front and center, report please !

As Terry Pratchett might have said “That beer must be pure after being filtered through so many kidneys.”

PLEASE, Pastis… Don’t give anyone ideas…

I thought “inappropriate attractions” meant like a man having the hots for a goat. Hope THAT’s not going on in the park, too!

That pool must have been expensive!

That is wrong in so many ways.

BEER