Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2013

Not just goldfish.

It must be boring to be a goldfish. (And don’t say any of that 3/7/20/whatever made-up number second memory stuff, goldfish have longer memories than that.

He died and went to heaven, where the streets are paved with goldfish. It’s a case of Pearly Gates After Swine.

Awww. I thought he was happy in the 2nd panel.

If it were heaven, you would have the little plastic scuba diver and the treasure chest.

Lower your expectations, Gomer…

A goldfish memory lasts about 3 seconds. (talk about ADS!)

I had a goldfish once. He was delicious.

Gomer is lucky he is not a cracker.

Congratulations, Pig! You actually recognized sarcasm! Gomer is surely one ungrateful goldfish. I’ll not miss him when he gets flushed.

im glad im not a gpldfish O_o

I think that maybe other species exhibit that behavior, Pig.

How come MY goldfish, Mr. Fish, isn’t sarcastic? He does rearrange the stuff in the tank periodically though so maybe he’s really Mrs. Fish…

For an encore, he whistles “Happy Days Are Here Again.”

Larry wouldn’t mind a little snack there Gomer.

Larry wouldn’t mind a little snack there Gomer.

With a name Gomer……no wonder he is the way he is. I cant say I blame him that much.

Why do these characters sit on pillows while watching TV?

That’s the thanks he gets.

LOL xxx

@hariseldon59—Your theory is more UPBEAT than my first idea…that Rat sold all the furniture so he could buy more beer!

to make gomer happy, pig should bbuy him a female goldfish :3

Just the Goldfish crackers…………………………….

Actually rat would have been the teacher.

How come whever rat or pig are watching tv, they always sit o a pillow