Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 30, 2013

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    Agent54  about 11 years ago

    300 a month and up as an average of taxpayers money down the tubes depending on the size of the field and number of games at night.. http://www.sanduskyregister.com/mailbag/4449001

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    The Old Wolf  about 11 years ago

    Not to mention all the concussions.

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    Chrisdiaz801  about 11 years ago

    Deep setup(A romantic date) for a excellent joke, especially since the moon glows white in the night sky.

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    TheSkulker  about 11 years ago

    What? Did you think schools were for education?

    Or that college coaches shouldn’t have multi-million dollar saleries while the teachers struggle to survive?

    Where have you been? This is America! Land of the ego.
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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I assume Mr, Mallett resents that the school supports a football team rather than a cycling team.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I knew someone who loved to look at the red setting sun through the trees across the river. She was crushed when I told her it was the neon sign of a nearby motel. (Sometimes the truth hurts.)

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    Milessio  about 11 years ago

    Light pollution :(

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    leons1701  about 11 years ago

    I think it’s more that the HS football season has started already, rather than simply the existence of HS football. Thus “seeing it so early” is what is depressing.

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    StoicLion1973  about 11 years ago

    I sense a lot of pent-up frustration in some comments.

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    DutchUncle  about 11 years ago

    And teach the kids with brains and other talents, that might last longer and make more of a difference in the world and/or bring entertainment to more people in the world, that they don’t matter. After all, the bright kids don’t need extra teaching, because they’ll figure it out on their own; the musical and artistic kids don’t need extra teaching, because they’re just “good” at it; but the tiny handful of athletes needs coaches and trainers and equipment and fields so we can beat (Big Rival) this season!

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    vwdualnomand  about 11 years ago

    our society loves people throwing a ball. it loves it more than medicine, science, math, art, etc…they will protect that sport with a ball with every fiber of their being. even, if those student-athletes did something illegal(murder, rape, drugs, etc…).

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    pumaman  about 11 years ago

    It used to be that high school stadiums didn’t have lights. The games were played on Saturday mornings. I never understood why they’re played on Friday night now. I agree that there is far too much light pollution.

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    Rick Smith Premium Member about 11 years ago

    By early, I would guess it has to do with games happening so early in the school year. In some places, school has not even started yet. Some places still wait until after Labor Day to start.

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    spikelovesmusic  about 11 years ago

    http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2013/08/nfl_concussion_settlement_how_the_deal_will_thwart_research_into_the_dangers.html

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    hippogriff  about 11 years ago

    School sports are the bottom rung of a ladder that a couple thousand can make enough to live on for maybe six years. Then they, like the rest, live with a lifetime of pain and often an early death. If schools were really interested in mens sana in corpore sano, they would teach real subjects and lifetime sports.

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    hablano  about 11 years ago

    Yo, people, this is sunrise not sunset. I would assume that it’s the marching band getting field practice before the football teams show up in the morning.

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    meowlin  about 11 years ago

    I’m wondering when that Martian Battle Tripod will attack…

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Good job. Jef Mallett must hate high school sports as much as I do.

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    chasobrien  about 11 years ago

    Saw a U.S. map which listed those public positions which were the highest paid. As I recall, approximately five were NOT athletic coaches. Not that anybody listened, but that remember that guy from Nazareth saying something about you heart being where your treasure is?

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    BandGeek121  about 11 years ago

    Don’t forget the marching band is on that field too! And before you say it’s easy, YOU try jazz running backwards with a tuba on your shoulder!

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