Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat...I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. This is Kevin. Kevin is with the C.I.A. Rat: AHHHHHH!! THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS INVADING OUR HOMES!! RUN!! FLEE!! HIDE!! THE FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR REPUBLIC HAS BEGUN!! Pig: Guess he doesn't like the Culinary Institute of America. Kevin: Could it be my linguine?
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Good thing there isn’t a Food Buddies, Incorporated or something else that you may think FBI stands for.
cdgar about 11 years ago
Don’t bad mouth Stephan. He’s here to entertain us, and doing a good job of it too.
kamb8 about 11 years ago
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This does not deserve to be a Sunday. It would do better as a daily.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
I once flew with the CIA—a charter outfit called Capital International Airways. Hey; maybe it was a front…. Sorry, Kevin.
Michelle Morris about 11 years ago
That’s a real place,folks!
Melki Premium Member about 11 years ago
As long as it’s not Barilla pasta…
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
i have had the CIA attack me before!! O_Othe chickens incorperating an attack of course! 8D
ursamaj about 11 years ago
Too bad you don’t like clams coz this recipe sounds awesome. Love the delicious simplicity of the ingredients & methods. Very much want to try this! Thanks,
gaelfire about 11 years ago
The CIA is 2 hours south of me in Hyde Park, NY. They have 3 resturants open to the public.The students rotate through all the jobs (waiter, etc) not just cooking. Great chow, reasonable $
flashnzoom about 11 years ago
Good One I didn’t see it coming and laughed….
Snoopy_Fan about 11 years ago
I’m not sure I want to know where Kevin was keeping his linguine and chef’s hat until the final frame…
uniquename about 11 years ago
Once upon a younger time, I sometimes played against the CIA (Culinary Inst of Amer) in soccer. They were always pretty dirty (stirred the pot a bit to much I guess).
A_NY_Outlaw about 11 years ago
Indeed it could, Pig. Especially if it’s too undercooked.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
Pastis – pastas . . . coincidence???Jest sick a feather in his cap and call it macaroni . . . ☻
JoeyCooler777 about 11 years ago
What do you mean" has begun" Rat?
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
The government has already invaded them, because they’re in PBS (Pears Before Swine).
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 11 years ago
I enjoy the recipes myself. So do many others.
corzak about 11 years ago
" dominated by selfish, self-centred individuals."Agreed.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Unfortunate abbreviations can cause a lot of trouble, as Krusty the Clown found out.
fugcheese about 11 years ago
Man, now I am hungry. I guess I should never go grocery shopping OR read Pearls Before Swine until after I have eaten…. lolol.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Rat would look sick if Deputy Director Bullock or Stan Smith from American Dad turned up at his front door!
LOL xxx
Enoki about 11 years ago
Nah, not the linguine… It’s that cheap Men’s Warehouse suit and Marine Corps buzz cut that did it!
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 11 years ago
Then why do you read it? If it didn’t entertain me, I wouldn’t bother.
Rush Strong Premium Member about 11 years ago
“Recipe concept developed by The Culinary Institute of America”
http://www.hunts.com/recipes-Linguine-with-Clam-Sauce-3769
dzw3030 about 11 years ago
But that’s my point. The scroll is an option most unlike your dictatorial whining. Enjoy the day…
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
I once told a woman at work I would volunteer for FBI, (Federal bikini Inspector.) She said so would a lot of the guys, and some of the girls.
murphydh about 11 years ago
Next we’ll get a visit from the Food and Beverage Institute.
maccanelli about 11 years ago
Which CIA did Julia Child work at? Both?
DocNero about 11 years ago
When you you make your dubious claims about others here and will not give evidence to back it up. You have a big nerve complaining about others doing it.
mafastore about 11 years ago
As a kid dad took us to the CIA, but it has since changed its name to the NY Aquarium – formerly the Coney Island Aquarium!
CulinaryGraduate about 11 years ago
I actually went to the Culinary Institute of America, and part of it was called the FBI. Food & Beverage Institute.
Spectrolite about 11 years ago
My son is a student at the CIA, one of the best culinary schools in the world.
Endersteve1027 about 8 years ago
I’d like that linguine