Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 06, 2013

She means business, brother!

heard that foreplay is overrated.

How is he going to get his gun off now?

That WAS the foreplay.

This is my weapon, this is my gun, one is for killing the other for fun.

He let you win…..It’s the pimp-dady-Mac move

She should be glad that he wasn’t a fast shooter

It depends on where her slug hit his weapon, it might not be up to shooting later.Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

Not quite the bang he was expecting.

She really wants his pistol in her holster doesn’t she?

Ropes, handcuffs, and spurs. Ride’m bareback cowgirl.

1. Seems like a reasonable request.2. Let me sleep on it……..I will get back with you in the morning.3. Dear, I am right handed. Better coordination.4. I see too you have a pistol and not afraid to use it.5. Is cuffing next…..ohhhhh you mean girl.6. Well that just ruined the MOOD for me…b**ch.7. Dang yours is bigger than mine….now I am depressed.8. Are those real????9. Okay I will do what you want….I just need to put on clean underwear…OKAY!10. Now she is a one shot wonder….OHHH…..AHHHHH…..ZZZZZZZZ.

Is THAT why you are called “Quickshot”?

Him: Foreplay?! I thought you said gunplay!

Her: (firing on him) You never listen to me!

Her idea of fireworks….

Fourplay doesn’t sound that good to me, but three play(only if I get to pick the others)

Four play? I can do 1 maybe 2 play, then I need 8 hours of sleep.

Women are best when first properly warmed!

Women are no good at it.