Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2014
January 31, 2014
February 02, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Stephan's wife Staci has been having a hard time since their separation. She actually had to go out and get a job. Rat: Doing what? Pig: She's one of those walk-around characters at an amusement park. And it's made for some awkward situations. Rat: Awkward how? Pastis: I really miss being intimate with you.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 11 years ago
Stephan, a furry. Who’d a thunk it. OTOH…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
Oops!Wrong bear!
dadoctah almost 11 years ago
Mind you, it could be a lot more awkward if Stephan hadn’t already established a reputation as “the guy who does the comic strip with all the talking animals in it”.
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Love this story arc.
Phatts almost 11 years ago
oh come on, they’re roomies. that don’t mean they’re connected at the hip.I remember having roomies, and most of the time I couldn’t wait to be somewhere else.
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
Grin and bear it.
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I think his wife is gonna end killing him in real life for this.
jazzmoose almost 11 years ago
applause
jmartin1955 almost 11 years ago
Hilarious
tonypezzano almost 11 years ago
Perhaps he just likes bears.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Scandalizing the little kids! Shame on you, Cartoon-Boy!(I bet one of those amusement park mothers belts him!)
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
my eyes are now healing, after that shot of his big fat Ass!
metalmike almost 11 years ago
Don’t poke the bear.
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
Glad to see Steph bearing up. but that kid in the frame is now looking at a lifetime of therapy.
Stocky One almost 11 years ago
That is hilarious! Poor Steve, though. I don’t think he can bear it any longer!
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
That IS FUNNY!
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
If he wants intimacy, she should just give him a big bear hug.
Dabattlebacca almost 11 years ago
I sense a disturbance in the universe.
debuggingdevice almost 11 years ago
Looks like a very emBEARassing moment for Steph and Staci.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
At least her face is hidden in the costume so nobody can see it turning beetroot red.xxx
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
Seems like the “nothing to hide” bit from a few days ago would make intimacy difficult.
danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Careful, last guy who tried that line in this strip drowned in the toilet.
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
You’re saying he’s actually a she?
ebrooks almost 11 years ago
Is this going to be resolved?