Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 27, 2014

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    A re-visit of a previous encounter in a strip, a while back?…. – Or same junk, different day for these two?… – Mario….Luigi… Knute?…..

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    barbarasbrute  almost 11 years ago

    Will this be the time when the toilet overflows?

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    SactoSylvia  almost 11 years ago

    My… Knute certainly is Johnny-on-the-spot today!

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Guess it couldn’t hurt for Knute to check again, and make sure he got the whole place!… Not that he’d mind, anyway…

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    ILuvLu  almost 11 years ago

    Weird is as weird does. With apologies to Mr. Gump.

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    “A Full House Leads To A Straight Flush”“♪…Go Where You Wanna Go….♪”“I Guess You’re Not Going My Way?”“What’s Wrong With This Picture?”or “Am I My Bathroom’s Keeper?”

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Or enjoying his staycation and that new raise that Knute he got….

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    TiffWHO  almost 11 years ago

    Pitts must not be that crummy of a school if the boys’ room have doors on the stalls, at our middle school we had no doors, and maybe one of five had T.P. that wasn’t missing or worse.

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    “Sanitized for your inspection” by….Missed-It Clean… “We put as many chemicals in it as we could fit in the bottle…we did our part!”… – Klor-mule Bathroom Cleaner… “Like a million tiny toothbrushes scrubbing the whole place!”… – “New” and “Improved” Bright Side Clean… “Well… At least 55.5% of households feel that it’s effective!…” – Hidey Bowl… “Oh, the wonders of a cap-sized amount!…” – Sajax…. “Keeping it clean, with every spin!… Even if there’s a bonus round….” – Roulette Water Coloring… “With all the colors to match your décor!”… -and by…Snake In A Bottle… “Because sinks, tubs and commodes can be a draining job!..”

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    watmiwori  almost 11 years ago

    Would anybody but Crystal have the khutzpah to use the boys’ when the girls’ is all queued up!

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    luckylouie  almost 11 years ago

    Crystal seems to be the only one at her school with a bladder control problem. She should talk to her doctor — there are medicines that can help.

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    Mikeyj  almost 11 years ago

    This pretty much sums up their relationship!

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    Mikeyj  almost 11 years ago

    Tomorrow, Knute rescues Crystal from drowning, after she falls in……

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    Mikeyj  almost 11 years ago

    The washroom may be clean, but, those gloves aren’t… seriously Knute, not the time to be crossing your arms!

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    Mikeyj  almost 11 years ago

    Women have prostates? o.0

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    What was that last P-word that Crystal cut off? Pungent?And good for Crystal, chasing that rapscallion out whilst she does whatever her business may be in the stall!

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    TORAD_07  almost 11 years ago

    Ya gotta love how Knute just carries on… blissfully… without the slightest clue… :-) This will be an interesting arc. Perhaps to set up what will happen to them. We’ll see.

    And thanks, all! I PASSED exam 2 of 3, yesterday! Only one more to go in another 2-3 months!

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Ha ha!! Well, Gunther is possibly also Germanic as well as Jewish…. perhaps his ancestor, Bernard the Calculating was busy getting souvenirs (such as this “I came, I saw, I conquered, I got this lousy T-shirt”, causing more delay) in “Ye King’s Garrison Treasurye and Gift Shoppe”, as well….

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    WHATAGUY.As his father taught him, “Do what you do, do well son.”

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    Mordock999 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    FINALLY, The REAL “Fun Couple” Arrives!

    Hey Crystal? You SHOULD Grab This Guy Up! At Least He’s been (A-Hem) “Toilet Trained”.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 11 years ago

    Weird – yeah, but they seem “wired” as well. A great couple to inject offbeat humor into this strip.

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    Sportymonk  almost 11 years ago

    Can anybody find the previous strip like this? Wonder if it is the same one or just similar.

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    LtPowers  almost 11 years ago

    Previously on Luann: http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2012/04/09

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    aisforamy  almost 11 years ago

    You know, he anticipated her need and cleaned a public toilet for her…if that isn’t true love, I don’t know what is.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 11 years ago

    Reminds me of our trip to Vienna. I needed to use the public restrooms and while at the urinal, a female attendant entered the facility and began cleaning up. Must’ve been the usual procedure, because neither she, nor the local male visitors seemed to take notice, BUT I thought it was weird.

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    sjsczurek  almost 11 years ago

    If this is supposed to be funny, it’s not.

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    karanne  almost 11 years ago

    I’ve had to use the guys’ washroom before, and I’m not the only girl to do so.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  almost 11 years ago

    Why is Knute cleaning toilets instead of being in class? Has he dropped out already and is an employee, not a student?

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    genorino  almost 11 years ago

    So where are we going here? We can’t spend a week with Crystal perched on the John. Maybe they’ll talk about New Years Eve and decide to go on another date.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 11 years ago

    Knute, TAKE A HIKE!Get this review AFTER the performance!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    You defecate and urinate your wayFree thinkers such as Crystal will do it their way.

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    David Faulkner  almost 11 years ago

    Oh poo, all the good jokes have already come out.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    Would it REALLY be stealing if Knute used the supplies for their intended purpose?.I understand there is a union somewhere angry that Knute’s actions reduce public expense of hiring three more janitors, but he means well. He just doesn’t understand the concept of priming the economy.

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    harkherp  almost 11 years ago

    Knute….Bathroom cleaning fetish????

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    I was eating some crackers on mt school bus when David Rosenfeld (I think it was) asked for some. I started to pass him the box when I remembered..“Uh, I just remembered; they’re bacon flavored.”.He kept reaching for them and explained they weren’t OBSERVANT Jews..I suspect some of my ancestors abandoned Judaism rather than forego bacon. They became heathens and Baptists.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Knute’s impressive but crazy.

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    Bandera_Ken  almost 11 years ago

    Isn’t this a rerun?

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    morokiane  almost 11 years ago

    The symbol on the door looks like the mens.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    Still making unsubstantiated assumptions..Since Knute is doing this openly for all to see and no complaint has been filed, theft seems unlikely..He coulg have the permission of the janitor or the principal. Regardless, since he does it with their presumed knowledge, there really is a presumption of permission..While there is the danger of mixing hypochlorite with NH3, we don’t KNOW he has either. It could be pine oil or some soaps..Unlikely, but he COULD be doing OJT and actually being graded on his performance. I know many his age who are..The kid in your school who tried to kill the teacher SHOULD have been sent to jail.Knute is NOT THAT kid.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    You COULD be right or the weird part to her may simply regarding the use of facilities intended for others.That would go along with her willingness to talk to Knute while thusly occupied.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    On second thought, you probably ARE right since she didn’t call “it” weird until Knute tried to hold a coversation over the sounds of splashing, grunting, plopping or whatever we assume are issuing..Girls are weird about some things. This could be one of them.

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    That’s the part that I couldn’t remember- the part where she mentioned “way cleaner than ours!”…. Thanks!… Plus, the date was fuzzy in my “file”… – There’s also one somewhere, where he’s doing her a favor and someone’s trying on stuff….

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    notbornyesterday  almost 11 years ago

    Well then you don’t EVER want to hear about former President Lyndon Johnson and his bathroom etiquette…or lack thereof.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    SquanderMall seems appropriate when one considers what one spends versus what one really needs.

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    Argy.Bargy2  almost 11 years ago

    -Speaking on behalf of the more than 1 million US citizens who have to wear what are called nicely ‘ostomy bags’ due to the need to remove certain body parts or die, and on behalf of the I-don’t-know-how-many girls and women who have what are called ‘heavy periods’, it isn’t about impatience.-Go to the website of the Crohn’s and Colitis Foundation. They provide a wallet card for their members that asks for them to be given permission to use restrooms when only employee restrooms are available, for instance, because these problems are real and health-related.-How lucky you are not to have them. How lucky for your friends and relatives not to have them, so they don’t have to disturb you by needing to use a restroom so badly that you believe them to be a ‘freak’.

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Yes… the one from 5/30/12…. and I see now, the stalls had only reminded me of bathroom kinds,… – And the one from today reminded me of the previous week of 4/9-14 of ’12, but for some reason I kept wanting to think ’11 or ’10… again, thanks!…

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    And forgot to mention what I was remembering about the infamous one from 6/1/12….. Knute found that particular garment by… accident….

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    liberalnlovinit  almost 11 years ago

    Knute, you should call her on her cell phone.

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    Angelalex242  almost 11 years ago

    Of all the things I expected Godwin’s Law to apply too, cleaning toilets was not among them.

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    Mikeyj  almost 11 years ago

    It’s really weird but Knute is one of the few enjoyable characters left in this strip so I ignore the implausibility of him having time to clean the restroom between classes.^^That would explain his grades, though

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 11 years ago

    Leviticus, how could it be an insult when I am a Baptist? I like me

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Like I said…moderation…. have you seen how many burgers Wimpy puts down, and how many different meats Ron puts on his plate at one time?… – Plus, apart from Sonic and Hardees (=your Carl’s Jr) and Checkers (=your Rally’s) When it’s the home cooking (which is 85% of our meals) I usually get turkey burgers as well as beef (sometimes on the bun, sometimes without it as part of the plate)…. so I switch up between them.. our main courses are usually between fish, chicken and burgers (my wife fiends for turkey meatballs in her pasghetti), so I eat burgers one way or another… and I go for Italian, Thai, and Indian cuisine and we both enjoy Mexican food… so, see?…. Everything’s still in moderation!…

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Wow! A person even starts talking about “healthy”, and everyone thinks that you just slapped a puppy or something… Lol!!!

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    ADFenderson  almost 11 years ago

    Is there a site to purchase original panels of Luann by Greg Evans. He gave me a poster size sketch of Luann’s profile with her saying my name and signed it. I want some original art. answer at napadentist@sbcglobal.net

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Yeah, I know… but it’s getting so close to dinnertime!…. (XD)

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Among his compilations, “The Food Album”…1. Eat It2. Lasagna3. Spam4. The Rye Or The Kaiser5. Waffle King6. Taco Grande7. The White Stuff (O-O-O-R-E-O… the closest one could get to “New Kids” songs…)8. Fat9. My Bologna10. Addicted To Spuds (“Might as well face it…”)

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Gives new meaning to “Def Con”…..

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    TORAD_07  almost 11 years ago

    There was a scene in Lee Daniels’ The Butler which did display LBJ’s bathroom etiquette (sorry to say).

    Actually, I had heard of LBJ’s “bathroom issues” right from ol’ “Tricky Dick” himself. Nixon brought it up in his “David Frost” interviews, shortly after his resignation.

    Still, he left out the most important part…. Whether or not LBJ was an “over the top” or “under the bottom…” ;-PPPP

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 11 years ago

    One shouldn’t make fun of the janitor’s girlfriend; he knows where you pee.

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    melmarsh9v  almost 11 years ago

    I hope this tired gag doesn’t go on all week— it’s time for more of the Brad & Toni saga.

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Wow!!!! Never knew that!!! ALL THE BEST!!!!

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    My wife also just conveyed her thoughts and sympathy!….

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    That’s okay….it’s when real life calls!!!!….This place is for fun and some learning, but real life is for living!!!!….

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    I guess that’s why places like this, for a time, can give us something to encourage us….

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    Don’t forget the possibility that he could have been “fond of green grass”, too….. – Could also be possible for such one(s) to have “priors”, or technical offenses of other kinds… – Sad to say, too, some people have ways of getting around the law… not being “legally privileged” to drive, yet crashing “someone else’s car”, or finding a way to get themselves a new ride that they claim for themselves, on a pretense or “technicality” either in a legal loophole, or in not.. being more forthwith about their personal information…. sad to say, some people race cars and treat them as toys, and when “they’re done with it”, “time to get another one!”…..

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    It’s not dumb, when you consider a HEAD is another name for bathroom…..

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    JayBluE  almost 11 years ago

    George and a JFK….

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    ORMouseworks  almost 11 years ago

    Re. members of your family in hospital…I hope they will be OK… On to Luanniverse: has Greg ever shown any of his characters working in a garden or admiring cut flowers? I could not live without flowers! … ;)

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    ORMouseworks  almost 11 years ago

    Ouch!

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    ORMouseworks  almost 11 years ago

    I never thought I’d have 15 roses in my own yard when I was growing up! My mother had a miniature rose in a pot in our apartment, that was it… ;)

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    Carrots  over 7 years ago

    So when did Knute start cleaning bathrooms?

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