Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 10, 2014

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    Look! We’ve graduated to their side of the table! We’re moving up in the world!… – Hmm… well, does that mean that instead of buying paint, I can just ask to get my house reinked?… – Will this arc soon become a pretzel, by adding a twist?…. – (Cue organ swell and stop) And….What about Naomi? (viva la reference!)…These and other questions (What time is it?) on… Luann!…

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    So, Knute believes that Gunther is going to be pounded into dust by Leslie…uh, He should also be worried about being pounded, too! ;)

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    SF1972  over 10 years ago

    THAT explains why Tiff never seems to date anyone (except to get under Luann’s skin).

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    Hide the truth among the lies

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    And…look! Gunther is holding hands with Rosa…and he isn’t all in a tizzy!!! ;)

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    No, it sounds like a truly terrible comic strip plot.

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    Angelalex242  over 10 years ago

    Haha. Crystal’s sense of humor is dry as the Sahara as usual.

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    “A Deterred Gent”“Hey, You Kids! Get Off My Laundry!”“Clean Slate”“Is The Coast Clear?”

    or“Leverage 2000”

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    Did anyone notice the sign about the Pitts HS mascot? Pitt Bulls?! Poor choice of mascots IMO… ;)

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    DaJellyBelly  over 10 years ago

    It looks like a lot of litter in the hallways. Did the school lay off the janitorial staff?

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    “…he might be more inclined to seek revenge on Crystal.” Perhaps, but he might have been trained to never choke a lady… Which is why I think he will resort to giving Knute a dusting… ;)

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    luann1212  over 10 years ago

    Kinky power huh?quite funny though.

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    luann1212  over 10 years ago

    Kinky power huh?quite funny though.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    Les will not challenge Gunther’s backpack-fu!

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    “The bull goes on forever…” Heheheheh! ;)

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    I like “Pitt Pendulums” myself… ;)

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    Have a good night, y’all! ;)

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 10 years ago

    I hope Crystal stays around for a while.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    I pick Pitt Hairs pretty perplexing

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Crystal’s declaration probably went in one ear and out the other, with no Pitt Stop within….

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    ShagsCA  over 10 years ago

    Watch out, Knute — if she lies about that, anything is possible…or is it? Will you ever know the truth from her? If she says that everything is a lie, is that a lie and everything is the truth? Oh nooooo..my head is exploding!!!!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    I only have lies for you…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    Pitt Pickle PussesPitt PausesPitt OlivesPitt PastriesPitt Purple People Eaters — got any purple people?Pitt Prod a geesPitt ParanoiacsPitt Persimmons — just try a bite of usPitt PotholesPitt Pus Pockets — just try to squeeze us

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    “Sponsored” by…Oil Of Okay… “We can’t change your face… but we can make it shiny!” – Struggle Fabric Softener… “Next time, please don’t get your clothes so dirty… You’re tiring out our mascot!”… – and by…Upper Crust Soap… “Richer in lather than 99 and 99/100 of the other leading soaps!…”

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    kenhense  over 10 years ago

    Visually (just visually) Cryatal & Rosa would make a very hot couple…

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    RIGHT Knute! THAT’S What I’ve been Sayin’!

    What if He DOES Find Out, Crystal? What Then?

    I SWEAR, Does ANY Teen in THIS Strip PLAN for ANYTHING Other than the NEXT “Dance”????

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    weblais  over 10 years ago

    Secretly married to Tiffany? That would explain much.

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Knute is such a slob. I find it hard to imagine well-groomed, neat, smart, sophisticated, drily humorous Crystal being really attracted to him. Maybe she just keeps him as filler material until she finds a real match.Meanwhile, carry on, Gunther and Rosa!

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    Runforson  over 10 years ago

    Here we go again with the special power lieing

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    sbchamp  over 10 years ago

    Bullies, mehA society a wimps!Hire a lawyer, make ’im richGonna get worse before it gets mo betta

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    genorino  over 10 years ago

    Knute.s sub has grown in size from a one hander to a $5.00 footlong.

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    " Not enough brain power still."^Now, if they can find a potato…..

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    Willow Mt Lyon  over 10 years ago

    Go Pitt Bulls!!!! Join a Club Today!!! As for the story, Knute is correct, but it is the trouble Leslie will get into from thinking there are cameras filming his every move that will shape him or break him.

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    sjsczurek  over 10 years ago

    Believe those and she’ll tell you another.

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    sjsczurek  over 10 years ago

    Or she’ll tell you some more!

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    bronzeskater  over 10 years ago

    An amusing twist would be if there were really secret cameras—known only to senior administration :-)

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    Since we didn’t hear Crystal’s after-High-School-plans, the floor is now Open For SPECULATION!(The jury will not entertain “Missus Knute” as we know Crystal is too intelligent for that.)

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago

    NOW it’s getting interesting!

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    Argy.Bargy2  over 10 years ago

    I’ve always figured that the reason high school girls wanted to date older guys (and guys in their 50s and above want women in their 20s) had more to do with some kind of evolutionary thing than with high school guys being ‘dorks’.-You know that girls tend to develop physically before boys do; so maybe evolution has them already unconsciously hunting for a potential father for their kids. A high school guy who is still short, maybe with acne, and still talking about Star Trek conventions probably doesn’t inspire anyone to think that he could be a dad.-And an older guy (even though he thinks he’s looking for a young girl just because of her looks) could still be looking for someone to have kids with….-Yeah, yeah, I know, the theory of evolution is just some plot made up by a geek at the UN, right …. don’t all yell at once…

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    And I forgot the “Dweeb”!….

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    (Vaderesque) ::: Huuuuu – huh! Huuuuu – huh! :::“Search your feelings, Knute. You know it to be true!”Like the big sister the K-man’s never had, to watch over him and guide him out of his spazzdom. And Tiffany?There’s a sort of “old married couple” reparte’ there:March 19, 2001Crystal’s gained some weight since then, hasn’t she?

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    You know, I just remembered… personally speaking for just me, one reason I called him “G-Man” was for the fact that he offered to keep tabs on Quill during their “Drama Camp” arc (along with the fact that it’s short and “punchy”)… but I just realized, the ironic thing is, this time, he is the one benefitting from “surveillance”!…..

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    Chuck_it_all  over 10 years ago

    If Leslie messes with any one, he will have to deal with Ox.

    PS: As for Crystal: I believe it. She is good.

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    imbaldeagle  over 10 years ago

    Knute won’t believe Crystal – he’ll remember her secret power.

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    Doctor11  over 10 years ago

    Anything that makes a bully behave and leave others alone is a good thing, not a bad thing in my book.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    It doesn’t matter how they got the reputation.I have seen a small child whose face was rippid off by a pit.I never saw that particilar sight from any other dog.Another neighbor’s arm was ripped off by same, an abandoned pit she had cared for for several months.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    If a dog has to be “raised correctly” for it to not literally deface a small child or disarm an elderly nurse, something is wrong.

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    Um, are you sure “penultimate” is the word you mean to use? That means “next to last”.^Since we’re talking about the “social food chain”, yes… they would be closer to “the bottom” ( only in reference to “perceived social status”, not actual human worth, which is why we mostly start having so many “what was I thinking back then?” moments)…the superlative in the “order” would be the “epitome” of the perceived “food chain”, which would be your jocks, cheerleaders, “A-lister” types… therefore, again, yes, they would be considered “penultimate”, as they are not considered to be in the upper echelons of “high school society”… below that, are various other types (which vary in terms by region), including “bullies” , “creeps”, and a couple of others…

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    Ken Otwell  over 10 years ago

    Gotta say, I love this story-line. Crystal is brainy enough to be hot….

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    JayBluE  over 10 years ago

    As I was just mentioning, I lived in a school district where the cafeteria staff were left to do the cleaning, in addition to serving and preparing meals… we had an organized system at my particular school, where out of the 7 of us on that caff staff, four of us did the cleaning, while the other three cared for whatever needed to be done for the next lunch period coming up…. – And of course, we prepared the meals in advance in the morning, as first lunch served was at 10:30, (which means that some students had lunch during their 3rd period, overall, of the day), so that everything would be ready, and it was just a matter of replenishing the serving lines…

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    That would explain a LOT!

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’ve said since I was in junior high that the only way to have order in the schools is to have cameras or at least microphones in the rooms and hallways. Since it’s always one person’s word against another, it would be great to have actual PROOF what went on between students, and also between teachers and students. This would also hopefully prevent those pesky little teacher-student “romances.”

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Don’t buy that “bullies are just misunderstood, downtrodden people with poor self-esteem” nonsense. In my experience, bullies are narcissistic sociopaths raised by indifferent parents. They greatly enjoy the misery they inflict on others, and the laughter and applause they get from the idiot bystanders that constitute their audience (both in school and on-line).

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    Nah, THIS time it was you.You said amen to the joel statement which you pasted and which somewhat excused the actions of creatures which do tremendous harm when they go off..You DID agree with him, didn’t you?.Personally, I don’t care how loving they are much of the time when they do such damage to little kids like that. They reattached his face as best they could but he has a hard life ahead of him for antagonizing a dog by offering it a cookie.

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    “A Crystal chandelier and a Tiffany lamp?” Oh, I can soooooooooo picture this! ;)

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    joel, I didn’t mean to insult your Pit Bull; she sounds like she Is so sweet! The problem is that one hears so much about the “negative characteristics” of a Pit Bull that people (me included) tend to see Only the negative because of their bad reputation stemming from Bad Training (I believe bad training will ruin almost any dog).. All it takes is one “Bad” apple to ruin the whole barrel… Sorry. ;)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 10 years ago

    REALLYBAD . . . . . . . . . Not that I advocate the practice, but eye.for.eye only leaves all blind if those blinded can find and blind those who blinded them.

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