In today’s big screen world, his tiny display and lack of resolution do nothing for her. And his age is showing. Even when he’s off, you can still see video game field that’s burned into him. It’s really been going down hill since the first time they got intimate and she found he didn’t even even have an HDMI port. And she would have like to at least upgraded him to some firmware that would have satisfied her, but he had no USB port.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
She seems … I don’t know … what’s the word? far away? aloof? distant?
Bilan almost 11 years ago
When Buddha said that change comes from within, he never knew about batteries for the remote.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
They’re out of control.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago
How many remotes does it take to change a TV?
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
Hes been to conectrd with the cable box lately
pcolli almost 11 years ago
Then who turned him on this morning – his audio’s working.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Al Rob YaBline…and he suggests battery.
Time for a new counselor.
Lakegal almost 11 years ago
Careful…he’ll rob ya blind!
J Short almost 11 years ago
Replacing batteries on a regular basis would help a lot of relationships.
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
He’s good! They each got out one sentence and he figured out their problem. I wonder how much they had to pay for that?
James Hopkins almost 11 years ago
If that doesn’t work, do their vows only go as far as the warranty?
debuggingdevice almost 11 years ago
Maybe they are both complaining that there is little electricity left in their relationship…maybe not even a spark!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
In today’s big screen world, his tiny display and lack of resolution do nothing for her. And his age is showing. Even when he’s off, you can still see video game field that’s burned into him. It’s really been going down hill since the first time they got intimate and she found he didn’t even even have an HDMI port. And she would have like to at least upgraded him to some firmware that would have satisfied her, but he had no USB port.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He screens everything she does, and she is too remote to care.
StratmanRon almost 11 years ago
Maybe they could call Tech Support and go through a “Pairing” counseling…
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
When takin’ a lickin’ doesn’t keep it tickin’
nathanb08 almost 11 years ago
lol…Make sure you have the right batteries.
DocArtie almost 11 years ago
I think the bigger problem is that she keeps disappearing.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
@Short, I agree. Even now, we use lots of them ;-D
lookwhatbobfound almost 11 years ago
i was having trouble with my remote turning on/off & changing channels. finally turned it in to bright house & got a new one. problem solved!