The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 01, 2014

Smaller than the potatoes?

oh, that must be the new vampire weaponry place….

Surprising information for all stakeholders.

And that, kids, is why spelling matters.

Guess we’re gonna go camping!!!

Dinner is at stake.

And that that very moment, a family of beavers was looking at the box they received and wondering what they would do with meat.

It’s the last place horse from the Omaha Stakes.

@Al and DogsniffIt would have been funnier with Dracula and his bride as the chefs.

What’ so funny about Omaha?

@wildcatherder omaha isn’t the joke. There’s a pretty well-known company, Omaha Steaks, that sells meat. This joke was a little weak, just a pun written on a box. And a joke should still make some sense. So you called the wrong company, okay, but what did you ask for? Just “a box of your products”??

Ages since I had a box of those. One of my favorite contractors gave me a box of filets every year, with a large bottle of Beefeater’s. Good doing business with him.

At least they didn’t get THIS!

There’s an OS store near us, and they have a very nice selection. Little on the expensive side, but the occasional sale makes it very affordable. And the sales ladies were very nice. Plus, no shipping. Oddly, one of my favorite items is “Kodiak Cakes” pancake mix. So simple, even I can make them, and they are very good. (I am not a compensated spokesperson, but I play one on TV)

Instead of forks, for the potatoes.

So, which is more likely, wooden stakes, or a box full of poker chips (for playing “omaha”)?

I don’t get it.

Considering most cartoonists can’t spell for squat, you turned this one into a good funny.

Only defense against Peyton the Impaler

Brought to you by Omaha Tent Co.

Obviously they have a bone to pick with their order. Or rather they would, if they had actually gotten what they wanted. In which case they wouldn’t need to pick any bones. And my head will be pounding if I keep on in this vein.